Not Even The Amazing Spider Man Could Save SNL Ratings

Deadline is reporting that last night’s SNL, hosted by Amazing Spider-Man 2 star Andrew Garfield with musical guest Coldplay, matched a season low when it comes to folks tuning in..

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Amazing Spider-Man 2 star Andrew Garfield as host, Coldplay as musical guest and Garfield’s co-star/girlfriend Emma Stone as a featured surprise guest, last night’s show averaged a 3.9 in the metered markets households and a 2.0 among adults 18-49 in the 25 markets with Local People Meters.

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HOT HEAD Hopper Penn Hurls ‘N WORD’ At BLACK Photographer

Hopper Penn, son of actor Sean Penn, is such a punk! And maybe more than just a punk! He may be a racist punk! So like the black photographer says in this video, “Is that what you’re teaching him at home Sean?”spsonf HOT HEAD Hopper Penn Hurls N WORD At BLACK Photographer

The racially charged event took place as Penn’s son, Hopper, named after deceased director, Dennis Hopper, was following his dad into a medical building when he can be seen pushing the black photographer and then getting into the verbal part of the altercation.

The nuclear exchange was all caught on tape … Hopper gets up in the photog’s face, pushing him, then says, “F*** you … you’re a f***ing f***ot … shut up you f***ing n***er.” tmz

So are you’re true colors, true colors, true colors are shining through Hopper? And if so, you are one dark mofo dude. Come on Sean, being rasist is so 1890s!

Charlize Theron to the Rescue!

Oh My Goodness of all things good! Charlize Theron went to help and aid a security guard who was suffering a seizure backstage at the Oscars, right before she had to go on and do her dance number with Channing Tatum.

An Alternative Look At The 85th Annual Academy AwardsNot only is she absolutely gorgeous, stunning, classic, my absolute girl-crush, she’s apparently, a sweet human being! I love her!  She may have not been nominated for anything but she is Miss Congeniality!

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Seth McFarland Most Offensive Oscar Jokes Transcribed

Thanks to NYMag for transcribing some of Seth McFarland’s low-lights from this year’s Academy Awards broadcast. At one point he calls Jennifer Aniston a stripper and proceeds to mention every movie female attendees had showed their boobs in…

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Singing about seeing actress’ boobs:

We saw your boobs in the movie that’s what we saw we saw your boobs. Meryl Streep we saw them in “Silkwood” and Naomi Watts in “Mulholland Drive” and Angelina we saw them in “Gia.” Anne Hathaway we saw them in “Brokeback Mountain.” And Halle Berry in “Monster’s Ball.” Nicole Kidman in “Eyes Wide Shut” and Marisa Tomei but not Jennifer Lawrence’s at all. We saw your boobs. We saw your boobs. Kristen Stewart we saw them “On the Road” and we saw Charlize Theron’s. Helen Hunt we saw them in “The Sessions.” Scarlett Johansson we saw them on our phones. Jessica Chastain we saw your boobs in “Lawless.” Hilary Swank and Kate Winslet in “Heavenly Creatures” and “Hamlet” and “Titanic” and whatever you’re in right now we saw your boobs. Ladies and gentlemen, the gay men’s chorus of Los Angeles. We saw your boobs we saw your boobs, boobs. We saw your boobs, we saw your boobs.

Calling Jennifer Aniston a stripper:

Our next two presenters, at least one is honest about being a former exotic dancer. Please welcome Channing Tatum and Jennifer Aniston.

Ridiculing the Kardashians for having “dark facial hair.” (I thought we learned from Keeping Up that Kim et. al. have no body hair whatsoever?)

This man has gone from starring in “Gigli” to becoming one of the most respected filmmakers of this generation. I feel like we’re six months away from having to call him le Benjamin Affleck. I thought we’d cut this joke but really, want to do it? First time I saw him with all that dark facial hair I thought, my god, the Kardashians have finally made the jump to film.

Joking about Chris Brown beating Rihanna:

This is the story of a man fighting to get back his woman who has been subjected to unthinkable violence or as Chris Brown and Rihanna call it, a date movie. Oh. Oh, no. No, that’s what we were afraid he would do.

Joking about Quvenzhane Wallis hooking up with George Clooney:

So let me just address those of you up for an award, so you got nominated for an oscar, something a 9-year-old could do! She’s adorable, Quvenzhane. She said to me backstage. “I really hope I don’t lose to that old lady, Jennifer Lawrence.” To give you an idea how young she is it’ll be 16 years before she’s too old for Clooney.

Zero Dark Thirty is about… nags? Psycho ex-girlfriends?

And how great was Jessica Chastain in “Zero Dark Thirty”? Yeah. Playing a woman who spends almost 12 years tracking Osama Bin Laden. Twelve years. The film was a triumph and also a celebration of every woman’s innate ability to never ever let anything go.

 
I think the show was totally disjointed from start to finish! But that’s just me! How do you think it all went down? Please comment and let me know!

Charlize Theron Are You Okay?

We already know Charlize Theron joined the short hair club but has she also joined the walking dead? Fans are worried about the reclusive actress because of the radical changes she’s made to her looks. She’s a private person and that is her prerogative, but what about her fans? I get a few email a week from concerned folks asking if I know what her problem is these days.

Truth be told I don’t know if she is hiding any problems per se, but I do know she’s looking gaunt and frankly quite sickly.

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First Photo Leaked Of Tom Hardy as ‘Mad Max’

That’s right folks you heard correct! This is the very first pic of Tom Hardy as Mad Max!

Looks as though he’s doing the part proud…

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Actor Tom Hardy is dressed like there’s no tomorrow in what’s being touted on Reddit as the world’s first look at titular character Max Rockatansky of the hotly anticipated “Mad Max” sequel “Road of Fury.” The picture was signed by the star as a gift to the crew (gee, thanks) on the last day of shooting on the film, due in cinemas in 2014. Lovers of post-apocalyptic action are pretty psyched about it, with rumors of the film circulating since 2007. The first “Mad Max” film since 1985’s “Beyond Thunderdome” also stars Charlize Theron, so there’s something for everyone.

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