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    Jersey Shore SNOOKI Breast Pump?

    You owe it to your self to check out this hilarious video from youtube sensation, Lisa Mason Lee! Lisa is well known for her Megan Fox impersonations and now Lisa tackles Snooki from MTV’ Jersey Shore!

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    Audrina Patridge Stalker in Jail for Breaking Restraining Order

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    Audrina Patridge

    At first I think, “hey it’s flattering to have a stalker”, but then when the stalker keeps coming around your house even on a restraining order, you have to finally draw the line.

    “The Hills” star Audrina Patridge has a similar stalker to mine, except Audrina’s stalker draws her pictures and brings them to the door of her home. I love when people draw pictures of me! It’s flattering and sweet! I guess Audrina doesn’t like the dude’s drawings, or maybe the repetitive visits to her home while he’s already on a restraining order bother her.

    Audrina called the cops this morning, and had stalker Zachary Loring arrested for coming over and knocking on her door again! Los Angeles Sarge Kyle Kirkman said he arrested Loring for “suspicion of stalking and violating a court order.” Jail records state that Loring is being held on a $150,000 bail.

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    How to Donate to Haiti Earthquake Victims

    Here is a collection of Haiti relief funds I put together. There are many different groups you can pick from and give to:

    TEXT 90999 to your phone for American Red Cross Haiti relief fund. $10 is taken from your mobile phone bill.
    TEXT 20222  for Bill Clinton’s Haiti relief fund. $10 is taken from your mobile phone bill.
    Donate to Bill Clinton’s Foundation site: http://www.clintonfoundation.org/haitiearthquake/
    Donate directly on YouTube’s American Red Cross channel:  http://www.youtube.com/user/AmRedCross
    Donate on American Red Cross website: http://www.redcross.org/en/
    Donate to great relief site: http://www.unicef.org/
    Donate to the World Food Program (WFP): http://www.wfp.org/
    Donate links on great site: http://moveon.org/
    Doctors Without Borders  http://www.moveon.org/r?r=86019&id=18575-4233932-ezqfwkx&t=1
    Oxfam America  http://www.moveon.org/r?r=85998&id=18575-4233932-ezqfwkx&t=2
    Yele Haiti  http://www.moveon.org/r?r=86026&id=18575-4233932-ezqfwkx&t=3

    Also, actor George Clooney will be hosting a Haiti relief telethon on MTV on January 22. Details coming soon.

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    LOL! Superbad’s Michael Cera Gets Jersey Shore Makeover!

    Superbad’s Michael Cera hangs out with the Jersey Shore cast and they give him a “Jersey Shore” style makeover! HAHA! Don’t you just love Michael’s guido hair! He’s so cute!

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    Michael's Guido transformation

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    Guido plus Ed Hardy

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    Michael is one of them now!

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    Taylor Swift is a Great Tipper

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    Not only is Taylor Swift completely adorable and very polite in the face of rude behavior, she’s also a super generous tipper.

    Taylor and friend Emma Stone hit up Serendipity 3 in New York City on Monday night, just one day after the huge Kanye West outburst.  Swift bought cheese ravioli and a soda.  The tab for meal was $60, which Taylor picked up.  The amazing fact is that Taylor left a $24 tip!  Holy cow, $24 for a $60 bill?  Could she be any sweeter?

    Let’s hope that when Kanye and Taylor eventually have their sit-down, make-up lunch she picks up the bill.

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    VMAs Draw Nine Million Viewers

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    8.97 million people tuned in for Sunday’s Video Music Awards, giving MTV its biggest audience since 2004. The show, which featured Kanye West doing…well, you all know, became the biggest cable show this year for the coveted 12-34 demographic.  In total, the broadcast was up six percent.

    So what did MTV do right?  Since no one knew about the Kanye Kraziness before the show, surely there was something that drew in the crowds.  Maybe it was the Michael Jackson tribute, maybe it was the New Moon trailer, maybe it was the return to Radio City Music Hall.  Whatever the reason, MTV has a hit on its hands.

    So maybe the VMAs will stay in New York for a few years.  Or maybe Russell Brand will be invited back again.  Or maybe, just maybe, MTV will serve Kanye West more alcohol next year, hoping for lightning to strike twice.

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    President Obama: Kanye is a “Jackass”

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    Okay, I promise that this will be my last story regarding Kanye West.  In case you didn’t hear, the man had a heart-to-heart with Jay Leno last night regarding his outburst at the VMAs on Sunday night.  I think Kanye was sincere in his Leno appearance and, with a little break, can put this behind him.

    But, before we put this story to rest, let’s see what President Obama has to say about it.  In an off the record portion of an interview with CNBC (where he was talking about important issues like, oh, I don’t know, health care reform!) Obama said that Kanye acted like a “jackass”.

    The remarks were caught by ABC newsman Terry Moran.  His tweet was as followed:  “Pres. Obama just called Kanye West a ‘jackass’ for his outburst at VMAs when Taylor Swift won. Now THAT’S presidential.” Since the comments were off the record and not for public viewing, Moran later took the tweet down.  But it was too late.  Now everyone knows Obama’s opinion.

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    Russell Brand on Kanye: “Calm down; no one died.”

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    Russell Brand

    Russell Brand, like the rest of the world, is putting in his two cents regarding Kanye West’s outburst at last night’s VMAs.  Talking to Ryan Seacrest this morning, Brand had a simple message for Kanye.

    “You can’t make a pretty girl cry,” the comedian said.  Apparently, rumor has it that Taylor Swift was a bit teary-eyed backstage after Kanye’s moment.  However, Brand said that Kanye, like most normal people, made a mistake and should probably be forgiven.

    “We’re just people; we all do things that are a bit silly sometimes.  Calm down; no one died.”

    Come on Russell, you need to draw a line in the sand!  Are you Team Taylor or not?  There is a war coming and you better know whose side you’re on!  Me, I’m going Team Beyonce.  She looked super classy last night.

    Let the battle begin!

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    Kanye West Drunk When Stormed Stage at MTV Video Awards

    Buffoon Kanye West is surely waking up this morning to much controversy after storming the stage in the middle of Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech last night at the VMAs and West is also surely waking up with one hell of a headache.

    As this video shows, West was openly chugging cognac before, during and after his tirade at this years MTV Video Awards held in NYC.

    I hope this teaches America and the world about what kind of person Kayne West really is, and if not, I won’t be surprised.

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    Kanye West’s (Newest) VMA Flip Out

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    Oh, Kanye West, you make my job so easy.

    The rapper really classed it up tonight at the MTV Video Music Awards when he took the stage to interrupt Best Female Video winner Taylor Swift.  Swift, who was in the middle of her speech, watched from the side as West made his own announced speech.

    “Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’m [going to] let you finish — but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time,” Kanye said, pointing to a shocked Beyonce in the audience.  The crowd turned on West and started booing.  The rapper disappeared off stage, Swift looked ready to continue with her speech but the station cut to commercials.

    Beyonce later invited Swift onstage to complete her speech.  Classy move on Beyonce’s part.  As for West, word is that he was kicked out from the rest of the show because of his outburst, earning a rare ejection from MTV. He later took to his own website to write his side of the event.  He wrote in cap locks, of course.

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