FLOOD STRIKES Golden Globes!

71st Annual Golden Globe Awards has got off to a rocky start after a freaking pipe burst and shot water out on to the main red carpet area at the Beverly Hilton! The big show is only several hours away!

E! is reporting that a good one fifth of the red carpet is ruined and those who weren’t on the platforms were escorted out of the area.
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Nikki Finke: Paul Rudd Is ‘Box Office Poison’

Paul Rudd‘s long run of getting every leading and supporting male roll in Hollywood – may have just come to an abrupt end as tinsel town prognosticator, Nikki Finkel, Deadline, just dubbed the actor “Box Office Poison.”admission_poster__130323112944-200x312Speaking about the dreadful open of the new Tina Fey flop, Admission, Finke, seemlingly speaking directly to Fey said,

Oh, Tina, Tina, Tina. You’re the funniest woman on the small screen in my opinion. But Red States may be holding a grudge over your SNL Sarah Palin impressions. And surely you can do better on the big screen than pairing with Paul since he’s box office poison.

 
Wow! Don’t mince any words Nikki! I’ll tell ya! You do not want to get up in the morning and find out you’ve just been ostracized by your peers! Or at least the peer to whom all of of Hollywood listens! But that must be the way Rudd is feeling after learning of his new coffin nail of a moniker which Finke wrote all over his ageless face! Thanks!

Here is the entire bit for your consumption…

Right now for #5 is Focus Features’ Tina Fey/Paul Rudd new low-budget comedy Admission (2,160 theaters) which grossed $2M Friday and $2.8M Saturday for as soft as $6.6M this weekend. Audiences gave it a mediocre ‘B-’ CinemaScore which didn’t help. Oh, Tina, Tina, Tina. You’re the funniest woman on the small screen in my opinion. But Red States may be holding a grudge over your SNL Sarah Palin impressions. And surely you can do better on the big screen than pairing with Paul since he’s box office poison. Pic underperformed studio expectations and barely met the low end of tracking. Even Focus admits grosses are soft despite its middling release and modest $13M cost. Because it’s a $30M-plus P&A pricetag just to open any pic these days. Focus saw a weekend that not only starts the waiting period for college acceptance letters but also had few moviegoing options for adult females aged 25+.

 

Michael J Fox To Son, ‘You’re a Piece Of Dirt If You Bring Home Taylor Swift’

Michael J. Fox may not want his son to date Taylor Swift, but is that any reason to call the boy a name?

Fox made the disparaging comments on the heels of this year’s Golden Globes when co-host Tina Fey quipped to Taylor Swift AKA, the serial dater, about needing “some time to learn about herself,” with the kicker to also steer-clear of Sam, who accompanied Michael in the audience of the glitzy awards show.US-GOLDEN GLOBES-ARRIVALS

Fox, who has several TV shows in the pipeline, jumped on the opportunity to discuss his son and the possibility of him ever dating Taylor,

“I don’t keep up with it all, but Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right? What a way to build a career.”

 
Fox continued babbling,

“I wouldn’t even know who she was.”

 
Then in a very un-fatherly like fashion Fox said,

“‘Sam, You Piece of Sh–.’ Oh … that was the girl you brought home!”

 
Wow! Your kid is a piece of s**t because he brought Taylor Swift home? Talk about hard to please! Or is this just an example of back to the future thinking?

Illuminati Bosses Order Press: TURN ON TAYLOR! ‘Experts’ Claim ‘Love Life’ Woes To Blame For Fan Revolt

I get the feeling that the illuminati bosses have given the press orders to begin the public decline and eventual demise of Taylor Swift… This coming only a few short years after the singer garnered the coveted dark lord princess title.

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It all started with Tina Fey‘s flippant remark while hosting the Golden Globes about Taylor’s need for more “me time” adding the suggestion she try and avoid Michael J Fox‘s good-looking young son… Really? Taylor can’t just have any man she wants anymore? hum.

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The next accidental embarrassment came at the globes after cameras caught Taylor Stone faced after losing a trophy to a Adele.

In the same way Tommy Lee Jones was pictured compared to a grumpy cat, Swift’s lack of emotion was also captured and instantly released on Twitter to fan the flames and try to get it to spread like wildfire, which it did not really do.

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The third, and what I see as the illuminati death blow, major news outlets picked up on Taylor’s misfortune to document every stumble, playing them in one tidy little gossip style video, in this case, the girl who hosts the 411 Fox Show as seen on FOXNews. This bitch really came down on Taylor reporting that “experts” claim Taylor’s love-life is turning-off fans. Really? Experts?

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As they say “what goes up must come down” what they also say is “the bigger they are the harder they fall” and what they don’t say is “they” control all of it.

Tina Fey Wins Emmy for Playing Palin

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Tina Fey can add another Emmy to her awards case but she might need to thank former Gov. Sarah Palin for this one.

The writer/actress was awarded an Emmy (her sixth – yikes!) for Guest Actress in a Comedy Series on Saturday for her portrayal of the former vice presidential candidate. As we all remember, Fey’s appearances on Saturday Night Live had the entire country talking.  Many even suggest that Fey’s impression led to serious doubts about Palin’s electability.  And we all know how that turned out.

In her speech, Fey said, “Mrs. Palin is an inspiration to working mothers everywhere because she bailed on her job right before Fourth of July weekend. You are living my dream. Thank you, Mrs. Palin!”

Fey also thanked her parents, who are lifelong Republicans, for their patience.

Fey’s hit show, 30 Rock, is up for a record 22 Emmy awards next week.

Yawn, Jerry Seinfeld to be Jay Leno’s First Guest

Don’t get me wrong; I like Seinfeld as much as the next zillion people, however, Jay Leno’s decision to bring out a heavy-hitter like Seinfeld to kick-off his new prime time (unscripted) TV show just seems so, well, boring and predictable.

Here are three other choices I think would have created more of a buzz for Leno:

#1. The Devil

#2. Octomom

#3. Jon AND Kate

Okay, so maybe Steinfeld is a good first guest.

Curb Your Enthusiasm Reunites Seinfeld Cast

Larry David has managed to do the nearly impossible, reunite the entire primary cast of “Seinfeld” for the HBO series “Curb Your Enthusiasm.”

It has been eleven years since Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards will have appeared on screen together.

Apparently the “Curb” storyline is about the “Seinfeld” cast reuniting in a sort of show within a show, however, David said the cast actually reuniting for any more “Seinfeld” episodes is unlikely.