BANANAS! REAL CHIMPS Screen Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

Two chimps, residing at the Myrtle Beach Safari, got to go to the Big D Auditorium at the Carmike Cinema, in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, buy their own popcorn and juice and watch the summer blockbuster, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.

No word on whether or not they brought their own high-powered rifles.

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SELENA GOMEZ ”GETAWAY” 1 OF 72 CRITICS RECOMMEND..

Getaway, the new flick starring Ethan Hawke and ‘Come And Get It’ singer, Selena Gomez scored a putrid 1 percent recommend on popular movie critic website, Rotten Tomatoes.. Only ONE critic out of 72 CRITICS liked the part car chase part bank job movie.. IMDB scored the film at 3.8. which is very much, how you say, on the low side..

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Well Gosh Darnit, Justin Beiber is 19!

Well, geez Louise, Justin Beiber is 19?! He still looks like a pre-pubescent child to me. He’s been old enough to vote, join the army and drive yet he still looks like he can’t do all those things.

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I guess to celebrate his birthday and to show off his “mature”, “adult” physique, he’s been wandering around London shirtless and his pants sagging down. Way to show how mature and older you are by dressing the way you do. This has finally done it, I can totally so see him as a man now. Congrats. (I hope you do realize the last sentence is dripping with sarcasm. Did not want any confusion).