Rapper TOO SHORT BUSTED Felony Fleeing From POLICE

Rapper Too Short, famous for such rap classics as “I have no f-ing idea,” no really, I have no idea! Well, that guy got busted by cops after trying to flee a drunk test… Short was also booked on felony drug possession and remains in custody…

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Law enforcement sources tell TMZ,  Short — real name Todd Anthony Shaw — was pulled over in L.A. a couple hours ago for some traffic violation … and when cops approached the vehicle, they determined he appeared under the influence.

31674-229077Now here’s where it gets weird — when police attempted to administer a breathalyzer test, law enforcement sources tell us Too Short took off running … and tripped on the street. Police apprehended Too Short and placed him under arrest … and tossed him into a police cruiser.

TooShortDontStoF9CCDBOn the way back to the station, things got even crazier — we’re told Too Short tried to dump narcotics in the back of the cruiser. (Prior arrest photo)

too-short-mug-shotAccording to law enforcement sources, Too Short is currently being booked for DUI and felony narcotics possession. TMZ.

Randy Travis Charged Felony Threatened To Kill State Troopers

Prosecutors have decided to go after Randy Travis guns blazing charging him with multiple offenses after his arrest for drunk driving on August 7, 2012 near his hometown of Tioga, which is about 60 miles north of Dallas.randy256

It didn’t help that Travis was discovered laying near his vehicle completely nude.

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The 53-year-old has been charged for driving while intoxicated near his hometown of Tioga, Texas. It has been reported that the Texas state trooper who discovered Travis after he crashed his car found him lying on the side of the road entirely in the nude. The DUI charge could get Travis two years in prison and a $4,000 fine if he ends up being convicted.

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Of course, that’s not the only trouble Travis has to deal with. He also had a “retaliation and obstruction” charge leveled against him, which is a third-degree felony if he is convicted. The decision to convict Travis has not been made yet. Travis reportedly verbally threatened a cop who was arrested him.

 
Travis had a blood alcohol level of more than 0.15 percent, or nearly twice the legal limit of 0.08 when he threatened to shoot and kill state troopers while being transported to jail, prosecutors said.

Man Cited For DUI After Parking in Front Yard Of AA Founder

Police say a drunken driver thought the front yard of the co-founder of AA’s – was a parking lot.

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Vermont cops cited a Massachusetts man for DUI after he parked his car on the front lawn of the birthplace of the co-founder of Alcoholics Anonymous in Vermont on Christmas Eve.

Donald Blood III, 55, said he drunkenly thought the front yard of The Wilson House in Dover, Vt., was a parking lot.

The Wilson House was built in 1852 and stands as the birthplace of Bill Wilson, co-founder of AA.

Wilson who died in 1971.

The building, which is listed on the National Register of Historic Places, is described on its website as a “place of sanctuary where people can come to give thanks to God for their new lives.”

It also hosts several AA meetings each week, says USA Today.

Mormon Sen. Who Claimed NO Alcohol Because Of Faith Arrested DUI (Mugshot)

Oh crap-o! Oh yes you heard me right, Sen. Crapo, a three-term Republican from Idaho, the guy with a squeaky-clean Mormon reputation, has been busted for DUI with a blood alcohol content of .11 percent.

Sen. Michael Crapo, was pulled over by police in a suburb south of Washington, D.C., authorities said.

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The 61-year-old apologized in a statement issued hours after his arrest early Sunday.

“I am deeply sorry for the actions that resulted in this circumstance,” Crapo said in the statement Sunday night. “I made a mistake for which I apologize to my family, my Idaho constituents and any others who have put their trust in me. I accept total responsibility and will deal with whatever penalty comes my way in this matter.”

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He also said he would take measures to ensure “this circumstance is never repeated.”

Look Crapo, it won’t be repeated, but not because you’re going to stop drinking, it’s because you won’t be reelected, well maybe…

Another NFL Player Involved In Death, This Time COYBOYS Teammate Dead

NFL, Cowboys’ linebacker, Josh Brent was arrested today and charged with intoxication and vehicular manslaughter! The death involved his teammate.

Brent and a Dallas Cowboys team member of the practice squad, Jerry Brown, were allegedly involved in a car accident at 2:30AM, Brent was driving and Jerry was killed.

Apparently, Brent was speeding when he “hit a outside curb” and flipped several times, killing his passenger, Brown.

Josh was given a field sobriety test on the scene and failed.

Developing…

HAMSTER In Protective Custody After Woman DUII Arrest

Beaverton, Oregon. Police are in possession of a hamster after an early morning traffic stop of Nicole Huey, 27, for suspicion of DUII, driving under the influence of intoxicants.

When officers approached Huey in her vehicle, they noticed she had an angry hamster snarling on her lap. Cops say the inebriated woman had brought her furry friend along for the early morning joy ride to a local store.

According to a police report, the hamster was the only other occupant in the vehicle — and was not using any safety restraint.

After police got finished arresting Huey, they went back to her car to collect the hamster – now perched stoically on the dashboard – After asking if anyone could come retrieve her pet, Huey replied, “No! So you should just kill it”.

Beaverton cops successfully took the rodent into custody, but not before him putting up a good fight, it taking three officers to finally corral the critter. Cops craftily constructed a make shift container from an evidence tube and transported the hamster to a Veterinary Clinic.

One cop summed it up this way, “Luckily no human or hamster was harmed during this incident.”

Amanda Bynes SHOWING STRONG SIGNS OF CRACK USE

Amanda Bynes may have her driver license suspended but that is not stopping her from holding up a middle finger to law enforcement and driving right by… I think someone should call Amanda’s dad and warn him that his daughter is about to kill herself with crack. Some say Amanda was caught coughing on some pot, but the pap who snapped the pics says he smelt the odor of burning chemicals…

If you do not believe him pops, just ask her friends! who are quietly saying that the actress is losing her mind, talking to inanimate objects for hours at a time. Folks who share a gym with Bynes say, while on the treadmill, Amanda will suddenly stop running – and start laughing uncontrollably…

Bynes pictured last night driving on a suspended license…

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