Britney’s New Video: The Hottest Apocalyptic Ever!

Britney sewer

Have you noticed? Britney Spears is usually in the center of an orgy-esque dance routine in almost every single one of her music videos. This time around in her newest video “Till The World Ends”, she’s not ‘just’ the center of an orgy dance, she’s the center of an orgy dance in a sewer!

All taking place on December 12, 2012- Buildings are being hit with rockets, buildings implode, fires break out…and where is Britney Spears when the apocalypse comes? You guessed it, down in a dirty hot sewer, in the middle of a sweaty dance orgy!
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Photos: New Spider-Man Looking Like a Man-Toy!

Actor Andrew Garfield who is in the new Facebook film “The Social Network”, is also set to be the new Spider-Man! His new spread for “Interview Magazine” will be in the new October 2010 edition. Good job!

Photos: Johnny Depp Lookin Like Any Other Shirtless Dude

Johnny Depp has been busy all Summer in Hawaii shooting “Pirates of the Caribbean 4: On Stranger Tides“. Before that, he was in Italy shooting “The Tourist” with Angelina Jolie. The guy barely gets a break!

Looks like he finally did get a break yesterday (Sunday), and got to kick back at a pool in Hawaii, and catch up on some reading.

Pics from Radaronline

Photos: If You’re an Iranian Male, THIS Haircut is Required by Law

I’ll just close my eyes and pick one!

Iranian Haircut req'd

While the Iranian Women have to wear the dreadful, baggy “roupoush”, which looks like a black potato sack, the Iranian Men are required to wear a certain kind of crappy hairdo! This is a hair DON’T-what their government is telling the barbers to do to the townsmen when they come for a cut.

Iranian barbers have to tell the townsmen something like this: “Here are your haircut choices (shows the legal haircut picture)! No long hair, ponytails, spikes or crazy colors! Only these dreadful ones are allowed…but wait! You can have little gel on your sideburns. That’s A-Ok they said! My treat!”

Iran is claiming that their youth have picked up “Western Culture style”, and the women have as well, by wearing their roupoush a little more “form fitting”, which is ILLEGAL to do. They said the Men need to follow the haircut rules and pretty much go back to the old days style when man had not yet invented the “car”.

Let’s not forget the McCrazyton Iranian cleric who claimed that “revealing” Iranian women are the “cause of natural disasters like earthquakes”. I’d like to take this moment and reflect upon the nonsense and hilarity that was ensued upon us Westerners, and the YouTube community. He said a few months ago: “Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes.” Said Kazem Sediqi.

Standing ovation!!! Now a brief intermission……………………….Okay I’m back. Anyway…

The haircut photos that were released today in Iran, are part of a “journal of Iranian hairstyles approved by the ministry,” released ahead of the Modesty and Veil Festival later this month.

More Iran cuts

If I had to really pick one, I’d go with the bottom one on the left! HAHA! Ok this isn’t funny if you think about it. I have to know which haircut you’d pick though! Do tell me in the comments!

Transformers 3: Megan Fox Replaced by Model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley


Oh no! Yuk-aroo! Megan Fox has been replaced in “Transformers 3” by “zero acting credits” British model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

I am sorry but this girl is not what we wanted! The fans at least wanted a girl that looks like Megan Fox. Rosie is not an actress, she’s only a model. Plus, Rosie’s lips are a little ‘too much’. I think some plump lips are cool but it’s gone too far people! This is not your T3 girl! Re-think plz!

Michael! The fans are disappointed :( I know you like her because you filmed her when you directed the Victoria’s Secret commercial, but she may only be good for SILENT FILMS! I have to stick up for the fans here…but I hope it works out for you anyway.

On the bright side, I can see Megan smiling and saying to herself, “Phew! No competition here haha!”