on June 26, 2010
on June 26, 2010
on June 26, 2010

6 Year Old Terrorist? Just Ask Homeland Security!

Dr. Santhosh Thomas of Westlake, Ohio, just received some very disturbing news, his 6-year-old daughter, Alyssa, is a terrorist, that is, according to Homeland Security…
It all went down when the Thomas family was boarding a flight from Cleveland to Minneapolis, that’s when a Continental employee informed the family that “She’s on the list.”

The fam was allowed to continue their trip and were told to contact Homeland Security ASAP, so that’s what the Thomas family did, however, the Homeland Security response plainly told them that Alyssa IS on “the list” and “nothing will be changed.”

A REP for the Transportation Security Administration would only say, “the watch lists are an important layer of security to prevent individuals with known or suspected ties to terrorism from flying.”

I wonder if they will make Alyssa her take off her Barbie’s shoes then next time she boards a flight?

on June 26, 2010

Video: Joe Biden Calls Ice Cream Man a “Smart Ass”

U.S. Vice President Joe Biden was visiting a yogurt shop in Greenfield, Milwaukee, but he thought it was an “ice cream shop”. Biden was corrected by the manager that he was in a yogurt shop, and then he participated in some photo ops and he handed out yogurt cones over the counter. Biden was smiley and happy until the store manager declined Biden’s money, when Biden asked how much his cone cost. The manager said there was no charge and it “was on the store”, but the manager then piped up this surprising remark to Biden: “Lower our taxes, we’ll call it even.” [I give you free yogurt-you lower our taxes in exchange! Haha!]

Biden then replied, “Why don’t you say something nice instead of being a smart ass all the time?”

The manager was interviewed after Biden left the shop and he confessed this about Biden: “He was really nice, he’s got a great personality. I don’t think he liked my comment but then later on he whispered in my ear “just kidding”.”

by Lisa Mason Lee
on June 25, 2010
on June 25, 2010

Look! A Real Bionic Cat!

Here is where it all begins…well, maybe where it all ends. We have been subliminally prepared for living things to be “bionic” in a normal fashion. The idea of being “bionic”, or “half robot”, has been talked about for years. We’ve seen movies, books, pictures and artwork portraying the future of bionic people, pets-you name it. Here we are in 2010, and man has finallyrevealed a real life bionic cat! I say “revealed”, because I know that experimentation with animals has been going on in secrecy for a very long time, and they are finally revealing this cat because the experiment is finally good for show. Literally “good for show”…This cat, along with other animal amputees, are going to be on an upcoming BBC show called “The Bionic Vet”!

Before “Oscar” the black cat was bionic, he had his back legs damaged by a combine harvester. A man named Noel Fitzpatrick, a Surrey-based veterinary surgeon, made the cat’s new peg ankles, and the pegs mimic the way in which a deer antler bone grows through skin.

“The real revolution with Oscar is [that] we have put a piece of metal and a flange into which skin grows into an extremely tight bone,” Fitzpatrick said of the operation which took place last November.”

“We have managed to get the bone and skin to grow into the implant and we have developed an ‘exoprosthesis’ that allows this implant to work as a see-saw on the bottom of an animal’s limbs to give him effectively,” he added.

“The veterinary surgical team took three hours to insert the pegs by drilling into one of the cat’s ankle bones in each of the back legs.”

The Bionic Cat Terminator-coming to a theater near you!


on June 25, 2010

Miley Cyrus Imprisoned by Dad and Disney?

This is not much of a shock to hear what Miley Cyrus says in this MTV interview. We’ve all wondered why Miley seems a little bit sheltered and naive, and here is the explanation! Miley’s “team” keeps her in the dark about things that are going on! Miley’s Dad, Disney and Miley’s management team keep her censored from most news and TV. They really do hold the remote control to Miley. Watch this:

on June 24, 2010

Michael Jackson’s One Year Anniversary Since Death…

Wow, I can’t believe it’s been one year since Michael Jackson’s death. I wonder what Michael would say about all of the disaster and pain that is going on right now in the world. Michael was a big humanitarian and he always made the world a better place with his spirit. We’ve had to move on without him, but we can never forget him. We may see him on TV, we may hear him on the radio and we frequently hear people talking about him. He was one of the best entertainers who ever lived, and we still miss him today.

I, along with many other MJ fans, went to his memorial at the Staples Center last year, and that was the last time any of us fans have been near him or his resting place. Michael’s mausoleum at Forest Lawn in Glendale/Los Angeles, is off limits to the public, and has been for this whole year. Today, June 25, the cemetery park, not the mausoleum, will be open to the public. Reports say that the mausoleum will be strictly off limits, and no one is allowed near the area :(

All of Michael’s fans will mourn together on Friday, June 25, and we will all be wonderful and strong together while we remember our big hero Michael Jackson. Michael had, and still has the neatest fans I’ve ever witnessed. Well, The Beatles had a similar effect too :) Michael’s brother Jermaine Jackson will be on Larry King Live Friday night, and they will discuss the memory of Michael, and how the year has been without Michael. Make sure to watch LKL at 5pm PCT!

We love Michael and always will! R.I.P. Michael!


Everyone here at ThecounT!


on June 23, 2010

Robert Pattinson Related to Real Dracula, Really!

Robert Pattinson pale Robert Pattinson Related to Real Dracula, Really!

Fascinating stuff from the people who trace genealogy, Twilight’s Robert Pattinson is actually a distant relative of Count Dracula! As crazy as it sounds, the 15th century boss, Vlad III Dracula, known for being merciless, and also known for being the basis for Bram Stoker’s Count Dracula is now also known as the kin of one hot celebrity!

Pattinson is also a distant cousin of Prince William and Prince Harry on their father’s side, but who cares! being related to Dracula rules! Finally a story we could sink our teeth in to!

on June 21, 2010

Heidi Montag HOT for some Justin Bieber!

“The Hills” star Heidi Montag filed for divorce June 8, with her husband Spencer Pratt. The marriage was nutty and short lived. Here we are a couple weeks past the filing, and Heidi is already on the prowl, and she’s got her feasty eyes on an underage teenage boy! She wants some Justin Bieber! Justin Bieber’s voice hasn’t even developed through puberty yet, and older women like Kim Kardashian are after him, and now it’s Heidi Montag and her big twins! Yikes!

Heidi tweeted this message to Justin Bieber: “now that I am getting divorced I think you and I should do a photoshoot together! Cutie ;)! I’m closer to your age.”

I can picture psycho Spencer throwing knives at the wall over this one!!!