Jon Gosselin
Man, divorce has never been so good! America’s favorite father, Jon Gosselin, is moving forward with his new reality show titled Divorced Dads Club. With him in the development process is father of the year candidate Michael Lohan and Lindsay Lohan’s manager. In fact, TMZ has a shot of all the boys celebrating what seems like a development deal. Cha-chinge!
We have no idea what Divorced Dads Club will be about (probably something regarding fathers who are, I don’t know, divorced) but we do know that Jon might not be a big part of it at first. You see, he’s under contract with TLC and is prohibited from appearing on other shows. He might be able to get some sort of producer’s credit but that’s likely it for the time being. This might mean that Jon is looking to get out of Jon & Kate Plus 8, which has been the rumor for some time.
Divorced Dads Club. Thank God for reality TV.
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BFF's?
I think this might be the first sign of the apocalypse.
Two of Hollywood’s biggest starlets, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, were together over the weekend, according to this photo taken by Rolling-blackouts.com. No information was given regarding exactly where or when the event went down but one can assume that copious amounts of red bull and vodka were consumed.
Take that Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan, there’s a new pair of best friends in town!
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Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan - best friends forever
What the heck is going on here?
Just Jared has posted some more pictures of new friends Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan hanging out together in the Hamptons. Apparently, Michael is family friends with Jon’s new lady love, Kate Major, and offered the couple residency at his estate. Looks like they’re getting along famously. In fact, Lindsay’s dad gave his two cents on the the future of TLC’S stars, saying Jon wants to remain friends with his soon-to-be ex, Kate Gosselin.
“They had eight kids and he would like to work things out the right way and just be friends,” Michael told People magazine. As long as Jon doesn’t take any relationship advice from Michael, I think he’ll be fine.
This might be the weirdest celebrity friendship in history. I really hope something memorable comes from this pairing, like a television show or ill-fated album.
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He'll do it, he's nuts
Whoa, how did we miss this? Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael, was arrested on April 6 for, oh, I don’t know, threatening to kill himself and his girlfriend. Yikes, what a psycho.
Threatening murder upon someone is a pretty serious crime and Mr. Lohan could be facing up to a year in prison. Also worth noting that Michael is behind in child support, by a cool $12,000. I thought he had become a born-again Christian or something. These aren’t very Christian actions, are they Michael?
UPDATE: You can see Michael’s mugshot here.
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I saw this photo of Ali Lohan on PerezHilton (above) and started thinking. …She looks REALLY different in a good way! Did she do something recently? Probably. It’s no secret she’s had plastic surgery before and I have pictures below to prove it. I do think she’s had something more done recently that no one is talking about yet. Her face is very refined now. I didn’t even recognize her in the photo. Maybe she’s just getting older. She just might end up just as pretty as Lindsay Lohan and get this….with some meat on her bones too! How about them apples!
If I had to pick something…I’d say she got her chin elongated..or filled in. What say ye?
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Lindsay was sunbathing in Hawaii recently when King Skeleton, Lord of the Underworld–came up to her in broad daylight. Paparazzi went crazy but the sun was blinding the cameramen and WE are the only ones who got the shot. Shortly after this photo was taken, Lindsay and the King held hands and jumped into a lava pit that opened up about 5 feet in front of us. She is currently leading the stick people in a revolution-overtaking hell- and pretending to not want to gorge at Olive Garden.
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In the newest issue of Us Weekly, Lindsay Lohan opens up about her heartbreaking split from Samantha Ronson, the “humiliating” weekend showdown with Ronson’s family, and says that friends’ fears she is suicidal are unfounded.
“It’s absolute hell,” Lohan told Us on Monday in a far-ranging interview over several lengthy phone calls and emails where she was both agitated, crying and baffled by the turn of events.
Ronson broke it off with her girlfriend of nearly two years last Friday, and hired five security guards to keep Lohan out of an afterparty for her sister Charlotte at the Chateau Marmont.
“I’m not a bad person and this is what happens,” Lohan told Us through tears. “I was raised to treat people well, and I’m so tired of this drama.”
Lohan says she’s “so alone” without Ronson.
“Everyone’s turned on me,” says the actress. She tells the magazine that the night of the Chateau showdown, Nicole Richie walked by her and said “Uck,” and Drea De Matteo said, “Come at me, bitch.”
I know someone who will be your friend Lindsay…
Sammy The Skeleton…
Stop ignoring him and he’ll help you. I promise.
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Lindsay Lohan was hyperventilating on twitter again recently… supposedly she’s in a fight with her man- Samantha Ronson. I’m beginning to think that they aren’t right for each other. Anyone else?
Read from the bottom up!…..I guess she is named “Jack Daniels”. How sweet!!!
@jackdaniels9 oh- it’s like this? fine. Byebye
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@lilyroseallen oy dafty fella 
ring me on my cellular woman. d message me for the new digiez
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@lilyroseallen OMG WOMAN! CAWLLLL MEEEEEEEE im meeting you in san fran babydoll
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@jackdaniels9 ask ur sister 2 stop yelling profanity plz;;stop doing drugs. and tell charlotte to do more-she could loose a stone or 10.
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@jackdaniels9 please go away. & go to bed. u work hard, & u need some rest. those around u are clearly negative influences. miss u.be wellxx
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On Samantha Ronson:
Samantha and I have been living together¦ and I finally found this great new house in LA so now we’re closer to each other. It’s literally around the block¦ I got my license back a week and a half ago. That was a big deal. It’s [restricted], but it just feels so good.
On Britney Spears:
She’s marketed as an entertainer, which is what she is. Not necessarily as, like, an artist. And I respect that about her, cause she doesn’t want to pretend.
On her future:
I’m talking to [lots of people]. One is Sean Penn I spoke to him again the other day. We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!
Seth Rogan is the smartest son of a you know what!!!
I had something different in mind for this interview. Here are the questions I would have asked:
1. What does Samantha do that really turns you on?
2. Do you like waking up at 4pm every day and not eating?
3. Do you call Jack Nicholson daddy?
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