Ashley Biden Loves The White Stuff

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NY Post/Perez reports:

A “friend” of Joe Biden’s daughter, Ashley, is shopping around a video recording of the VP daughter allegedly snorting cocaine at a party in Delaware earlier this month.

The NY Post watched a 90 second preview of the video. The footage, which The Post declined to purchase, shows a young woman with a remarkable resemblance to Ashley riding the white pony with a group of people, and then complaining that the horses ain’t big enough.

A lawyer said that the footage was legally obtained, with Ashley waving to the camera at one point.

The shooter was initially asking for $2 million, but reduced the price to $400,000.
Ashley Biden is a partier? Noooooo. How can this be? Welp..I’m throwin in the towel on these politics of the world.  Apparently there are other great parts of this film possibly showing body parts and dancing on tables. The price for those varies.   I think Nelly should buy the video since he claims to have a crush on her. Be her white knight Nelly!!

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Elvis Presley Poem Goes For $20,035.20

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This sounds like something Charles Manson would write! I guess some people are doing OK if they can spend $20k on a poem celebrating Elvis’s demons.

“Look honey! I got us something real great! You know that pool and new dresser you wanted? The braces for little Sally? Well I just invested in this s**ttay ass poem for 20k!!!”
 

Michael Jackson Is Looking For Another Kid

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Michael Jackson has reportedly made contact with a British adoption agency because he wants to extend his family.

The singer, whose 50-date residency at London’s O2 arena has completely sold out, is already father to twelve-year-old Prince Michael I, Paris, 11, and Prince Michael II, seven.

A source told the Sunday Express: “His life is his children. Wherever he goes, they go, and he has said it would be good to have another child.

“Contact has been made with an adoption agency in Britain which has a very good reputation.”

The source added that Jackson feels like he has the backing of British fans. “He feels he has shaken off the sex abuse allegations. It is a new beginning,” the insider added.

I think we need to give babies to other more deserving celebrities like Nick Nolte. Stop hogging all the babies Angelina and MJ!!!

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