I find this outrageous, however, not surprising. A copy of Beyoncé’s concert rider is hitting the Internet, displaying the singer’s arrogant and downright bizarre demands..
* All crew members must wear 100% cotton clothing
So seriously? If you work for Beyoncé you have to check your label every five minutes?
* She sips only alkaline water warmed to 69.8 degrees Fahrenheit.
So if comes in at 69.9 she won’t drink it?
* Hand-carved ice balls on hand after each show to soothe her throat.
Who is in charge of carving the damn ice balls?
* Bathrooms must have new toilet seats
So Beyoncé hits town and the venue has to change all of the toilet seats? Unbelievable..
* Red toilet paper!
So what? Is this to hide the evidence?
I guess we’ll have to wait and see how those pyrotechnics react to being exposed to all that 100% cotton clothing! That will warm your sipping water up a little.. KABOOM!