Janet Napolitano, the U.S. Secretary for Homeland Security, is traveling to Spain soon to meet with her international cronies to seek tighter international aviation security measures.
As if airport security isn’t annoying enough! Janet wants to tighten up security even more!
Napolitano is going to order 300 additional advanced imaging scanners (X-ray machines that see you naked) at United States airports, and may order more!!!
These “advanced imaging scanners” are actually harmful X-ray machines you will be standing in and walking through. We are talking about radioactive X-ray machines spewing out terahertz waves (the waves in between infrared and microwaves) full of radiation that will be beaming through your bones every time you step through the machine before boarding your plane.
Studies have also shown that high levels or repetitive physical contact with terahertz waves not only destroy cells, but also harm double stranded human DNA. These scientists said the terahertz waves destroy the molecular structure of DNA by puncturing it with tiny bubbles that literally ruin DNA permanently. This would mean that you could not reproduce your personal DNA ever again.
Pro skateboarder and celeb Tony Hawk joined other dads, athletes and celebrities at a Father’s Day forum hosted by President/Celebrity Barack Obama at the WHITE HOUSE! Celebrity chef Bobby Flay helped man the barbecue grills for a picnic for the attendees, which included NBA players Dwyane Wade of the Miami Heat and Etan Thomas of the Washington Wizards.
Oh, and Tony tweeted the whole journey. See it here:
David Letterman made a joke earlier this week that ‘Sarah Palin’s daughter got “knocked up” by New York Yankee third baseman Alex Rodriguez during their recent trip to New York.’
Sarah Palin, the Alaska governor, appeared on NBC’s “Today” show Friday, continuing a feud with David. She told the “Today” show that ‘David Letterman owes an apology to young women across the country for his joke about her daughter.’
Sarah told host Matt Lauer, “I would like to see him apologize to young women across the country for contributing to kind of that thread that is throughout our culture that makes it sound like it is OK to talk about young girls in that way, where it’s kind of OK, accepted and funny to talk about statutory rape,” she said. “It’s not cool. It’s not funny.”
Palin said that it was ‘time for people to rise up against Letterman’s form of humor.’ She thinks that these kind of jokes give girls ‘low self esteem.’
Sarah said, “No wonder young girls especially have such low self-esteem in America when we think it’s funny for a so-called comedian to get away with such a remark as he did,” she said. “I don’t think that’s acceptable.”
Nobel laureate Al Gore’s follow-up to his best-selling “An Inconvenient Truth,” originally planned for last spring, is coming out this fall with a new title.
Publisher Rodale Books announced Tuesday that the former vice president’s book, “Our Choice,” will be released in November, printed on 100 percent recycled paper. The book, which proposes solutions to the global warming crisis documented in “Inconvenient Truth,” was called “The Path to Survival” when first announced two years ago.
“‘An Inconvenient Truth’ reached millions of people with the message that the climate crisis is threatening the future of human civilization and that it must and can be solved,” the former vice president said in a statement released by Rodale. “Now that the need for urgent action is even clearer with the alarming new findings of the last three years, it is time for a comprehensive global plan that actually solves the climate crisis. ‘Our Choice’ will answer that call.”
I imagine the third installment will be titled “I Told You So”…and the fourth will be “HAHAHAHHA”
Britney Spears is ready to rough you up. Her tour starts tomorrow. I will be the first to compliment Britney on her killer body. WOW. Somewhere in the world….Kevin Federline is whimpering a little while stuffing his face with Krispy Kremes. His new volleyball girlfriend is spiking them into his lap so he doesn’t have to get up.
Perezhilton is all up on this tour because apparently he will be having a cameo in the show. We will have to see if he is a dud or a stud during his appearance. I think a good show is ONLY good if there are some cool shocking additions ie., magic, cirque acrobatics… tanks of water with sharks…something. I hope she has something other than dancing in circus outfits. Seems like an OK show by the teaser.
Thanks again to one of our readers for bringing this picture to our attention. The photo apparently shows Obama books placed in the “Religion Section” of an unidentified bookstore. The Obama’s religious beliefs have been the topic of many conspiracy theorists; some who maintain Obama is a practicing Muslim.
Just when you thought you’d see it all, this comes along! A Chia Pet in the likeness of our new President, Barack Obama!
Watch our president’s afro grow in to a beautiful green shrub! The ridiculous website selling this pointless item states proudly “YES WE CAN, In this special offer you can order… Determined Chia Obama pose or Happy Chia Obama pose or both!.” I don’t think I’ll be ordering either one.
WASHINGTON, Nov. 26 (UPI) — Scores of celebrities plan to attend, while others want to perform at U.S. President-elect Barack Obama’s upcoming inauguration, the New York Daily News said.
Among those already confirmed to attend the Jan. 20 event are Anne Hathaway, Spike Lee, Kerry Washington, Susan Sarandon, Jane Krakowski, Alfre Woodard, Barry Levinson, Dana Delany, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Peter Sarsgaard, Wendie Malick, Josh Lucas, Matthew Modine, Rachael Leigh Cook, Alan Cumming, Connie Britton, Richard Schiff, Ellen Burstyn, Giancarlo Esposito, Gloria Reuben, Lynn Whitfield, Tamara Tunie and Tom Fontana, the newspaper said.
Those stars are to be guests of The Creative Coalition, a group that works to get the entertainment industry involved in social and political issues.
The Daily News said recording artist Beyonce Knowles has also volunteered to sing at the gala, while her husband, rapper Jay-Z, is also said to be in talks to perform.
British media reports claim Leona Lewis has been asked about her availability on the day and Bruce Springsteen has hinted he might make an appearance by publicly noting his latest album is set for release around the time of the inauguration.
The entertainment lineup for the event has not yet been announced, however.
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