Who Is Laura Jarrett? And Why Did She Get HIRED At CNN?

Laura Jarrett is the daughter of “Night Stalker,” aka former-president Barack Obama puppet master, Valerie Jarrett. Laura is making news after landing a prized CNN gig where she will be tasked with covering the U.S. Justice Department.

30s-something Laura was assigned by CNN producers to cover the Justice Department out of the Washington D.C. bureau. Valerie Jarrett, considered Obama’s “closest adviser” and known by Obama staffers as Night Stalker over her creepy late night strolls through White House halls, is said to have been the catalyst for her daughter’s new found good fortune at CNN considering the fact the girl was hired with no previous experience in journalism.

Laura worked as a litigation attorney in Chicago before scoring the coveted CNN hire. College: She graduated Harvard Law School. Favorite Books: To Kill a Mockingbird, Anna Karenina, In Cold Blood, The History of Sexuality, and Me Talk Pretty One Day. Cause: “Promoting civil rights and social equality for women and minorities.” Favorite spot in the world: “Chicago in the summertime.” Continue reading

Um, About That Thing Sitting On Valerie Jarrett’s Desk

NBC featured an exclusive peek inside the world of Valerie Jarrett, Obama’s closest and most mysterious adviser, and in the process, we learned what many had already been suspecting..

The network’s cameras picked up on a little something that otherwise may have gone unnoticed. It has to do with three little male figurines placed in her office, right in front of a picture of HERSELF.

Valerie Jarrett worship frame

Those male figurines? Continue reading