Glassy Eyed Scott Disick Caught BACK ON THE BOOZE

Sure, Scott Disick‘s reps said he was clean and sober after being sent to the hospital, nearly poisoning himself with alcohol last month, but judging from this photo, snapped
just last night, the reality star is already back up to his old tricks.

Disick was snapped glassy eyed wineglass in hand as he partied with French Montana and Fat Joe.

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Interesting that Lord D posted the pic himself. We can’t tell what’s in the glass, but it seems Scott has gotten over the night of severe boozing in the Hamptons about a month ago that sent him to a hospital with alcohol poisoning. Continue reading

9 Year Old Boy Marries Woman 62

Call Sanele Masilela, 9, the world’s youngest groom, and call his bride, 62-year-old bride, Helen Shabangu, the world’s oldest sicko.

The unlikely coupling took place in a spiritual ceremony in the northeastern town of Ximhungwe. The two will wear wedding rings but will not live together – full time.

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And this isn’t the first time the duo have “married” either, they first tied the proverbial knot last year. Shabangu’s actual husband, Alfred Shabangu, 66, was also on hand to support his wife. Continue reading

Obama L.A. Motorcade Prevents Woman IN LABOR From Crossing Street To Hospital

 

 

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REPORT: Beyonce Divorcing Jay Z AFTER 50 Shades Of Grey Soundtrack Drops

Beyoncé is apparently plotting her exit from Ike, we mean Jay-Z, but in the name of commerce, the singer is waiting until after her 50 Shades of Grey soundtrack drops..

The couple, currently on-tour together, is painting a rosy picture of their family life, however, the media is reporting all kinds of serious marital issues.

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The On the Run tour’s finale is set to take place in Paris, France, in September. Continue reading

SURRENDER FLAGS Replace American Flags Atop Brooklyn Bridge

American flags were mysteriously replaced from their lofty perch at the Brooklyn Bridge’s two towers by white flags, usually synonymous with military surrender.

Police were alerted of the switch and are now feverishly checking surveillance footage from the bridge.

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“Why are there white flags on top of the Brooklyn Bridge?” City Council member Mark Weprin tweeted at 9:34 a.m. It was not immediately clear how the white flags, which are usually a military symbol for surrender, got there. Continue reading

The Story The Kardashians DON’T Want You To See

BY REQUEST: The following story about a code red Kardashian snitch was since REMOVED from the Media Take Out website.

Word on the street is Kris Jenner threatened the urban website with a lawsuit! Our readers were interested in what the story claimed, so here it is in all it snitch glory..

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: The Kardashian Kamp has SPRUNG A LEAK. This weekend a man claiming to have been EMPLOYED by Kris Jenner began leaking what he claimed was SENSITIVE INFORMATION about the Kardashian family, and the way they operate. And this tea was EXTREMELY JUICY!!!

At first we were SKEPTICAL that a person so close to the Kardashian family would be LEAKING info, so we looked for EVIDENCE that the person REALLY KNEW THE KARDASHIANS – and we got it. Continue reading

Jessica Simpson demonstrates how she landed latest husband

Second time newlywed Jessica Simpson demonstrating how she landed her latest husband.

As far as we can tell the singer is open and up for anything.

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Simpson married Eric Johnson on July 5 at the San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito, California. It was lavish. It was featured in the pages of People magazine. Simpson matched her hair to daughter Maxwell’s. Continue reading

The Future Is MEOW: New Cat Feeder Employs Facial Recognition

Ever wonder if your cat is chowing down a little too often? Now conscientious cat owners can breathe a sigh of relief after a startup based in San Mateo, California, has created Bistro, a smart feeder that can track Kitty’s appetite and weight change using a proprietary social network and “cat facial-recognition technology.”

As well as accessing your cat’s health reports, Bistro also dispenses a pre-portioned amount of food. Using the app, owners can create a profile for their cat on Bistro’s social network, share updates, photos and videos of its daily activities with other owners.

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Bistro has a built-in camera that monitors a cat as it eat and drinks, transmitting a live video feed, which owners can view on their smartphone using the Bistro app. The device also measures and charts the amount of food and water a cat is consuming, so owners can easily notice strange behavior. Continue reading