Well Gosh Darnit, Justin Beiber is 19!

March 1, 2013

Well, geez Louise, Justin Beiber is 19?! He still looks like a pre-pubescent child to me. He’s been old enough to vote, join the army and drive yet he still looks like he can’t do all those things.

I guess to celebrate his birthday and to show off his “mature”, “adult” physique, he’s been wandering around London shirtless and his pants sagging down. Way to show how mature and older you are by dressing the way you do. This has finally done it, I can totally so see him as a man now. Congrats. (I hope you do realize the last sentence is dripping with sarcasm. Did not want any confusion).

Tom Cruise 'Other Daughter' MILEY INSPIRED HAIRCUT Originality Null

May 21st, 2013

Improvement! BUT about a 3 for originality..[...]

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WOAH! What The Hell Happened To Keanu Reeves?

May 21st, 2013

EXCELLENT! NOT! Mom, remember that most excellent movie star you used to be in love with? This is Keanu Reeves today! But mom!, He looks so different! Maybe looking fat and disheveled for a movie role[...]

R.I.P. The DOORS Ray Manzarek

May 20th, 2013

Ray Manzarek, rock legend - Co-founder of, "The Doors" and friend to TheCount.com has died, he was was 74.I will miss you buddy! Love Count!TMZ reported, Manzarek passed away today[...]

Tom Cruise 'Other Daughter' MILEY INSPIRED HAIRCUT Originality Null

May 21st, 2013

Improvement! BUT about a 3 for originality..[...]

NAUGHTY OR NICE? DWTS Incorporates POLE DANCING!

May 20th, 2013

Pole dancing in the ballroom? It happened! 'Dancing With the Stars' finals got a little down and dirty.. And we like it....Is a synchronized pole dance really the last impression a contestant wa[...]

BULLY Melissa McCarthy FIRES SINGLE MOTHER From SET Over Sick Child!

May 21st, 2013

What a big bully! Millionaire Melissa McCarthy is directing a new film called "Tammy," when she became enraged with an extra, a single mother who was on-set with her young child. The child was being u[...]

Madonna Daughter Lourdes Broad Eyebrows

May 21st, 2013

Holy Catapillar Batman! What is up with Madonna's daughter, Lourdes' eyebrows? She is very beautiful.. But am I missing something or do these eyebrows look exceedingly broad? I know Madonna has her ow[...]

ICON? Floyd Mayweather Jr Hires JUSTIN BIEBER To Play Daughter's 13th B Day!

May 20th, 2013

Can you say big M.O.N.E.Y? Boxing champ, Floyd Mayweather Jr just hired non other than JUSTIN BIEBER to perform at his daughter's 13th birthday party! Cool I think! I told you guys celebs are for sale[...]

Blue Ivy Get Her First Braids!

May 21st, 2013

AWW! Very cute! Blue Ivy Carter gets her very first director's chair and her very first set of braids! Nice!People were wondering WHEN they'd see Blue in a dress . . .and with her hair done. W[...]

Jodi Arias ON STAND TODAY

May 21st, 2013

Jodi Arias will get a chance to speak directly to the jury for the first time since she was convicted of murder in the first degree by that same jury... Last time on the stand were many of Alexander's[...]

Robert Pattinson MOVES OUT Kristen Stewart House

May 21st, 2013

No, this is not a revamped version of 'Sanford and Son,' Ya big dummy! This is Robert Pattinson 'moving on up,' I mean, 'out,' of Kristen Stewart's house.. Photogs spotted Robert removing all his pers[...]