Tom Cruise Ironclad Prenup Guarantees Katie Holmes Squat

Katie Holmes is divorcing Tom Cruise and when the bond is officially severed, she will get virtually nothing — as far as cash goes… Tom’s expertly crafted prenup will cut Katie completely out of his fortune.

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Katie was well aware of the prenup when she filled for divorce so not receiving a huge payday seems to be just fine with her.

Katie knowingly signed a long-winded prenup constructed to protect Tom and early reports said she would walk away with $15-20 million, but the reality is, Katie will walk away with what she brought into the marriage — Nada.

Someone claiming to be close to Holmes said “She’s [Katie] not about the money. She’s not that girl. She loves to work.”

Katie will surly receive child support from Tom, and that will likely be a tidy sum, however, Katie will have to ask Siri, the couple’s young daughter, for a loan, if she wants to spend any of Tom’s sweet cash on herself.

The prenup could be challenged by Holmes, a standard practice in high-profile divorces but camp Katie is saying, “Money is not that important to her. She makes plenty on her own.”

Close the drapes Katie!! I think you’re being watched!

Oprah Says Kim Kardashian “So Perfect I Could Weep”

If I did have any respect for Oprah I’ve now officially lost it because she chose to describe something Kim Kardashian said as “so perfect I could weep,” and it wasn’t all that smart…

Kim said,

“If anything, the tough decision to end that relationship was such a risk of losing ratings, losing my fan base, but I had to take that risk for myself. I’ve obviously made plenty of mistakes in my lifetime, but I’m not the type to sit and beat myself up over it. If a real lesson was learned, I’m so okay with having experienced that.”

Oprah replied,

“That is so perfect I could weep.”

Former Penn State Coach Admits ‘Horsing Around’ with Boys AND…

Former Penn State Football Coach Jerry Sandusky was interviewed by Bob Costas for NBC’s show “Rock Center”, to set the record straight.

Sandusky was recently fired from Penn State for allegedly molesting boys. Sandusky tells Costas in the interview that the claim is not true, but he does admit to acting out with the boys in other ways.

Sandusky tells Costas in the interview, “I am innocent of those charges, I could say that I have done some of those things. I have horsed around with kids. I have showered after workouts. I have hugged them, and I have touched their legs without intent of sexual contact.”

Jay Leno’s final Tonight Show

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Jay Leno  exited stage left yesterday after taping his final episode of the Tonight Show. Jay took time to thank those who helped make the show possible Monica Lewinsky, Michael Jackson, and Bill Clinton and to reflect on his 17 year reign as host.

“When we started this show,” Leno told a cheering crowd in the standing-room-only studio in Burbank, “my hair was black and the president was white. When we started the show, Jon and Kate were both eight.”

A funny best of Jaywalking segment, a teary James Taylor performance and Jay’s successor Conan O’ Brien was his final guest as host of the show. Conan was funny as usual and Jay was nothing but supportive  but don’t shed a tear for Jay because he gets a prime spot at 10 pm this fall doing the same type of show. The show ended with a touching appearance by all the kids who were born to the staff in the last 17 years  from the Tonight Show, 68 children in total.

I grew up watching Jay Leno but I pretty much abandoned him for the hipper and funnier (in my opinion) Conan O’Brien show. I’m only hoping  that Conan is not feeling too much pressure from all the petitions to keep Jay as the host and all the yammering about Jay being funnier because it’s all a matter of age and taste.

Bring back Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and keep the roster of amazing musical guests because Conan, everything will be fine.

Oprah Promotion of Acai Berry Hurting Rainforest

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Oprah Winfrey single-handedly turned a little know purple fruit from the Brazilian rainforest in to a overnight sensation and in the process caused a demand for the fruit that is depriving natives of badly needed protein and other nutrients derived from the fruit.

After Oprah aired a show about the benefits of Acai, Americans have been buying the stuff up like there is no tomorrow, problem is, it is becoming more and more expensive to produce and difficult to come by. This is a real shame as poor Brazilian folks who depend on the berry to supplement their other wise lousy diets. The berry is rich in protein, twice that of eggs and milk, pound for pound, Acai also contains high levels of vitamins E and B1, potassium, iron and calcium.

Oprah’s people are saying they have no vested interest in the Acai’s production or sale, however, Oprah did, without a doubt, bring this product in to the spotlight in a major way. Maybe it’s time for Oprah to do a another show on Acai, this time telling people to donate to the World Rainforest Fund

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Or at least she thinks she is. She says she’s fallen off the bandwagon and her BMI is 31.8, which is considered obese by Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

In her January issue of O Magazine, Oprah says, “I’m mad at myself. I’m embarrassed. I can’t believe that after all these years, all the things I know how to do, I’m still talking about my weight. I look at my thinner self and think, ‘How did I let this happen?'” Well Oprah, maybe its because you go to the finest restaurants which I’m sure includes the finest ingredients of fat from other countries.

She continued ranting and said she gained 60 pounds in two years, because of an out of balance thyroid condition made her scared to work out.

During the week of January 5th, Oprah will bring on her personal trainer and spirtual experts to talk about healthy living.

Of course she realizes that she’s fat at the beginning of the year, when EVERYONE thinks they’re fat and makes that crazy new years resolution to lose weight.

I think her photoshopped image…I mean, her 2006 photo is too thin for her; lose a few pounds and enjoy life.