Jennifer Aniston Protective Hand Over BABY BUMP?

Check out Jennifer Aniston holding a protective hand over her stomach! Why do you do this to us Jennifer? Makes us here at TheCount.com wonder if the “Friends” actress is not protecting something else! Like a good lunch! OR, maybe a baby bump?? I think it’s safe to say  that JA has gained some weight! You can tell by looking at her upper arms! And (dare I say,) HIPS! Those child bearing hips!jennifer aniston pregnant3 Continue reading

Jennifer Aniston ‘True Love Means Never Having To Ask For A Prenup’

Jennifer Aniston say she’s not interested in the whole Hollywood prenuptial fad, matter of fact, the actress says that she’s absolutely adamant about not having the cash-grab eliminating agreement installed in her future marriage plans..

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MSN said: ”Jen’s absolutely adamant about not having a prenup. She told several friends, ‘I’m choosing love, not money.’ And people are just going to have to deal with it.

”It’s a sweet and romantic thing to do but a number of friends are desperately worried her decision will come back to haunt her one day. ”No one doubts that this is a true love match and of all of the guys she’s been with, everyone’s confident he’s a keeper. But to lay everything on the line for him seems an unnecessary risk.”

However, Justin is trying to convince the ‘Friends’ star to draw up a prenup because he doesn’t want people to think he is just after her money. The source added to US OK! magazine: ”Justin really wants a prenup because the last thing he wants is to be branded a gold-digger. He’s got enough self-assurance to not feel intimidated by her fortune and he wants Jen to know that even if the marriage ends he will never take a dime from her.

”When he first brought it up she was blown away. But Justin has always made a point of paying his own way. Her engagement ring took a huge chunk of his fortune so she’s 100 per cent sure he’s not after her cash.”

Jennifer Aniston Weird ‘Cupping’ Marks Spark Illness Concerns

Here we see Jennifer Aniston with some unidentified marks on her back. Some softball websites and magazines are calling them harmless “cupping” marks, however, some fans are becoming increasingly concerned due to the fact the marks are also a sign someone is desperately trying to fight off a serious illness. Think, Andy Kaufman.. Or even, Steve Jobs.. Enough said.. Many Hollywood actors and the elite in general seek out the help of radical alternative medicine when facing a serious illness. Let’s hope this is NOT the case with Aniston!

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Seth McFarland Most Offensive Oscar Jokes Transcribed

Thanks to NYMag for transcribing some of Seth McFarland’s low-lights from this year’s Academy Awards broadcast. At one point he calls Jennifer Aniston a stripper and proceeds to mention every movie female attendees had showed their boobs in…

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Singing about seeing actress’ boobs:

We saw your boobs in the movie that’s what we saw we saw your boobs. Meryl Streep we saw them in “Silkwood” and Naomi Watts in “Mulholland Drive” and Angelina we saw them in “Gia.” Anne Hathaway we saw them in “Brokeback Mountain.” And Halle Berry in “Monster’s Ball.” Nicole Kidman in “Eyes Wide Shut” and Marisa Tomei but not Jennifer Lawrence’s at all. We saw your boobs. We saw your boobs. Kristen Stewart we saw them “On the Road” and we saw Charlize Theron’s. Helen Hunt we saw them in “The Sessions.” Scarlett Johansson we saw them on our phones. Jessica Chastain we saw your boobs in “Lawless.” Hilary Swank and Kate Winslet in “Heavenly Creatures” and “Hamlet” and “Titanic” and whatever you’re in right now we saw your boobs. Ladies and gentlemen, the gay men’s chorus of Los Angeles. We saw your boobs we saw your boobs, boobs. We saw your boobs, we saw your boobs.

Calling Jennifer Aniston a stripper:

Our next two presenters, at least one is honest about being a former exotic dancer. Please welcome Channing Tatum and Jennifer Aniston.

Ridiculing the Kardashians for having “dark facial hair.” (I thought we learned from Keeping Up that Kim et. al. have no body hair whatsoever?)

This man has gone from starring in “Gigli” to becoming one of the most respected filmmakers of this generation. I feel like we’re six months away from having to call him le Benjamin Affleck. I thought we’d cut this joke but really, want to do it? First time I saw him with all that dark facial hair I thought, my god, the Kardashians have finally made the jump to film.

Joking about Chris Brown beating Rihanna:

This is the story of a man fighting to get back his woman who has been subjected to unthinkable violence or as Chris Brown and Rihanna call it, a date movie. Oh. Oh, no. No, that’s what we were afraid he would do.

Joking about Quvenzhane Wallis hooking up with George Clooney:

So let me just address those of you up for an award, so you got nominated for an oscar, something a 9-year-old could do! She’s adorable, Quvenzhane. She said to me backstage. “I really hope I don’t lose to that old lady, Jennifer Lawrence.” To give you an idea how young she is it’ll be 16 years before she’s too old for Clooney.

Zero Dark Thirty is about… nags? Psycho ex-girlfriends?

And how great was Jessica Chastain in “Zero Dark Thirty”? Yeah. Playing a woman who spends almost 12 years tracking Osama Bin Laden. Twelve years. The film was a triumph and also a celebration of every woman’s innate ability to never ever let anything go.

 
I think the show was totally disjointed from start to finish! But that’s just me! How do you think it all went down? Please comment and let me know!