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America To Wake Up With Coffee and Lindsay

Tomorrow is a big day, where their December issue is coming out, and it features America’s tabloid crack- Lindsay Lohan.

Lohan just hasn’t disappeared from the news for- well since forever. It’s always ‘something’ with that former actress! Well, will she ever get a good role again?

Is it her saggy, washed-up body that has people wondering if she’s trashing the Playboy name? Is it her bad reputation and constant court hearings that makes us kind of want to see her in Playboy?

Playboy won’t be raking in much of that $1 Million that they paid her for the shoot, but sure enough, it will be the number one Internet blockbuster tomorrow Thursday!

When the sun rises, and birds sing, we’ll all be waking up, taking our first sip of coffee, simultaneously looking at Lindsay Lohan and quite possibly, her below banana too.

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