He can’t run and he can’t hide! It’s too much! Twilight’s vampire boy is getting attacked in every direction! Fans, autographs, photogs, crazy paps, screaming girls-it’s all a wild sensation for Rob.
Rob cannot just go out like normal people anymore. Can someone call Britney Spears’ publicist and Rob’s, and get them together for a photo opp? Imagine the paparazzi camera crush that would be! Pattz better start leaving home with a metal soldier’s shield.
Time for Rob to get a football team, a ninja, a rugby player and a UFC fighter for bodyguards. Oh and a magician to make Rob invisible sometimes.
Robert Pattinson autographs
Did I really sign up for this?
This X17 paparazzi video is kind of creepy. This unknown X17 pap waited for Britney’s private jet to land at Van Nuys Airport. He then stalked her from there, onto the interstate following right behind her car! Good thing Britney rolls with her bodyguard and NOT alone. Check this out…
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OH NO. NOT ANOTHER DESPERATE BOOK…
Angie and Brad
National Enquirer reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s former bodyguard Mickey Brett, is writing a ‘tell all’ book that will detail his experience working with Brad and Angie in great length and reveal the intimate and surprising details of Angie’s courtship and sex life with Brad Pitt.
“It will include all the sordid details of how they got together while Brad was still married to Jennifer Aniston,” said the Nat’l Enquirer. Plus: the shocking secrets behind the miracle twins’ conception and birth.
IS THIS OKAY? CAN’T THIS BODYGUARD IDIOT GET IN TROUBLE FOR THIS?
Apparently not, because according to “The Insider,” Brett never signed a confidentially agreement and he is going to reveal plenty about what goes on behind the cloistered doors of Jolie-Pitt Land.
They trusted this guy to not blab their juice! He was lucky just to be able to work with them. What a back-stabber!
Did you hear about the Paris Hilton ‘tell all’ book about to drop? It’s called “Six Degrees of Paris Hilton.”
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