Will.i.Am is Gay

black eyed peas Smack my Batch up!Well according to Perez Hilton that is. So I had to update you with the latest news between Perez Hilton and the Black Eyed Peas. Hilton decided to post a 11:42 video on his official site, which explained the drama that went down Saturday and Sunday night at the MuchMusic awards. According to Perez, it all started when Fergie saw Perez during their music rehearsal. She approached him and asked why he’s so disrespectful to her band on his site and can he lay off. Of course Perez says he’ll try, which means no bitch.

The big drama went down last night between Hilton and Will.i. Am when he followed Perez out of an after party and commanded that Hilton respect him and stop disrespecting his band. What made Will.i.Am upset is when Perez said, “You’re gay. You’re a fuc*ing fag*ot!”

will.i.am in lego ball capNow why would an open homosexual yell to a heterosexual man that he’s gay? It’s as if Perez used homosexuality as a put down trying to degrade Will, which lead to his manager Polo punching Perez in the face 3 times. I don’t know why Perez is shocked that he was punched after calling a man a fag*ot. I don’t condone violence but eveyone knows that men fight after being disrespected especially when it comes to their manhood.

Perez started crying like a girl in his stupid video, probably hoping for some sympathy but I don’t feel bad for him. Then he showed his true stupidity when he said “God is looking down on you and shaming you [Will.i.Am].” Yes, Perez Hilton lives a homosexual lifestyle but God is shaming Will. i Am, when he didn’t even punch Perez; give me a break.

Then at the very end he makes it a point to yell ” Fergie you’re fuc*ing fugly! as he continues to cry. This incident and video just goes to show that Perez Hilton is an idiot.

Happy Birthday Johnny Depp!

johnny_deppOn this day in 1963 , John Christopher Depp II was born in Owensboro, Kentucky. John who later would become the sexiest man alive and  a world renown actor with a  knack for taking on the most challenging and interesting characters to ever grace the big screen. Depp is now 45 years young and one thing has remained the same in all those years, he is hot. Hot, Hot, Hot, and Hot.

With that out of the way, I wish you a  big Feliz cumpleanos or Happy Birthday, Mr. Johnny Depp. 3 cheers for the man who does not age. I’m not complaining, I just find it peculiar. Never change a thing sweetheart. “Public Enemies” looks amazing.

Kelly Clarkson Knows She’s Fat

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Kelly Clarkson just wants to be included in the overwhelming population of people that just want to be fat and happy and not feel guilty about it. Although she’s a well known pop star and is admired by many girls and gay males, that does not inspire her to breakout a sweat and work out.

In an interview with 2Day FM, Clarkson wants the world to know, “I love my body, I’m very much OK with it. I don’t think artists are ever the ones who have the problem with their weight, it is other people.”

No Kelly, I think you’re the only one okay with being chunky. I guess her lack of dating and increase of love from the lesbians isn’t even enough to make Clarkson join a gym. The only thing that annoys her is the fact that more girls hit on her than men, saying, “I prefer the boys. I’m extremely flattered when I do get hit on by girls, and I think it’s hot, but I’m not into it, I like boys.”

In other words, Kelly Clarkson is strickly dickly. It’s just unfortunate that she’ll only be approached by over weight, unattractive guys…but what does she expect, she’s fat!

I’m only kidding!

Melissa Joan Hart has shed 42 pounds

Melissa Joan Hart is thin

Melissa Joan Hart is thin

Melissa Joan Hart, star of feel good teen sitcoms, “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” and “Clarissa Explains It All” has finally taken off the baby weight. After seeing a “horrifying” photo which is featured prominently on the cover of this week’s People magazine, the “Sabrina “star ‘realized she didn’t need to be heavy just because she has kids’. Really, so this isn’t a thinly veiled attempt to make a comeback?  Well we’ve seen what a People magazine cover spread did for Valerie Bertinelli and Kirstie Ally, perhaps now the new and improved Melissa Joan Hart can finally make the long awaited sequel to “Drive me Crazy”.

Teenage Lovebirds

Aww, young love

Aww, young love

Love is in the air for teeny boppers Selena Gomez and Taylor Lautner. It looks as the two are getting more comfortable displaying their affection for each other in front of the paparazzi…well, actually Gomez looks quite uncomfortable.

The two were spotted in Vancouver, leaving a sushi restaurant.

I don’t know if she’s actually taken a look at Lautner (did you check out his arms), but if she doesn’t want that sexy 16 year-old, I could name tons of girls AND women who do. You better get up on that girl!

Slim Shady is Back!

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Actually, is he even going by the name Slim Shady anymore? Or is he doing a Lil Bow Wow and dropping the Lil, but in his case just calling himself Eminem. Either way, he’s back and on the cover of XXL magazine. In the issue Marshall Mathers gives hip-hop artists, Lil Wayne and T.I, their props for making rap music more creative and powerful. The article reads:

Rap star Eminem has paid tribute to peers TI and Lil Wayne for restoring “substance” to hip-hop. The Without Me star’s new album Relapse is released in May and in an upcoming confessional interview with genre magazine XXL, the rapper reveals the extent of his addiction to anti-depressants and his grief over the death of friend and D12 member Proof.

And after the release of his new single We Made You, Eminem has revealed that despite taking a break from music he remained connected with hip-hop and felt the genre was “going downhill” during his absence. “It seemed like kinda fast,” he explained. “You know, in them three years, it was like everybody just cares about the hook and the beat; nobody really cares about substance.

“But with this new TI album, with this new Lil Wayne album of recent, it seems like things are looking a lot better now.” He added: “You can appreciate Lil Wayne using different words to rhyme and actually rhyming words that you know.

“Or TI, where you hear s**t and you’re like Whoa, ah, I wish I would have thought of that! You know what I mean? “Or you hear all the compound-syllable rhyming and all that. It just seems like now the craft is getting cared about more.”

I’m excited to see what Eminem has up his sleeves for this next album. He can’t have 12 tracks about D-List celebrities…or can he?

Jessica Simpson: Now or Then

If you had to choose, which looks better? The Jessica Simpson  now, with  the additional meat…or the Jessica Simpson  before the added meat?

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Either way, she’ s done it again, talking BS at a concert that is. Yesterday during her concert in Plant City, Florida, Simpson got all emotional saying, “Please remember, no matter what you go through in life, somebody else might have it harder. I feel like in our world today we focus on so many things that are completely pointless.”

Yeah Jessica, like that speech. You wanna know who has it harder, all those people listening to you bellow ache about having it hard, when you’re gonna head back into your million dollar home with your boyfriend whose a   pro football player…freak!

Justin Timberlake thinks He’s Stylish

#1 Stylish Man in America

I guess a lot of other people do as well because he’s featured on the cover of GQ’s latest issue for  The 10 Most Stylish Men in America. In the interview he spoke about where he got his southern hospitality, his stepdad, and most importantly, who he considers a style icon:

“Kate Moss. She looks good in anything. She would look good in one of your t-shirts, in her t-shirt, in a man’s suit, in a huge gown. She looks amazing in the buff. She even makes nude look stylish. That, to me, is a style icon. She could put a barrel on and it would be some sort of statement.”

The other night Timberlake put on a runway show to display the latest duds from his William Rast collection. Rumor is that him and girlfriend, Jessica Biel, will be leaving LA and heading to the Big Apple for enjoy their lives.

Among Timberlake, other stylish men included Kanye West and T.I. I am shocked and apalled that Shia Lebeouf didn’t make it onto the list; no one can wear tight jeans and a flannel shirt better than he can!

Now You have a Chance to Really Experience “The Hills”

Audrina already split from the pad, and now Lauren Conrad and Lo Bosworth have decided to do the same. That’s right folks, your dream has come true. You currently have the opportunity to live in the home that the gals once called their own, on that infamous MTV show, “The Hills.” The 3,009 square foot, 4 bedroom,  home can be yours…ya know, for $11,000 a month. But before you give up hope, know that the home comes with a doorman, and possible paparazzi still lurking around.

Live in "The Hills"

Live in "The Hills"

Justin Bobby and The Hills…No More?!

Audrina & Justin Bobby

Wannabe actress but full blown reality star, Audrina Patridge, spoke to Us Weekly to let us know that she is no longer dating that sexy stud Justin Bobby, and there may be no more episodes of The Hills…thank god! She went on to say, “I keep reading on blogs that I’m cheating on Justin, and we’re not even together anymore! The last time I saw him was at The Hills finale in New York in December.”

I guess that means Justin Bobby is up for grabs…I’ll take him! Audrina went on to speak out the possibility of a 5th season of that god awful show The Hills, “At this point, we’ve all matured so much, and everyone kind of wants to break off and do their own thing.”

It seems to me that they’ve already broken off. I haven’t seen any photo ops of Lauren with Audrina, trying to make it seem like they’re still the best of friends. Hopefully, the dissappearance of The Hills, will make them slowly dissappear.