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OFFICIALS: Beyonce Burned ‘Relay Device’ Directly Causing Super Bowl Power Outage

Seems like illuminati brass are dead set against the public learning the truth about Beyoncé being directly responsible for the Super Bowl power outage!

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(CNN) — The cause of Sunday’s power outage at the Super Bowl in New Orleans has been traced to an electrical relay device, Entergy New Orleans Inc. announced Friday.

The device has been removed from service and replacement equipment is being evaluated, the company said in a news release.

The 35-minute electrical outage at the Superdome set off a storm of social media amusement among viewers and inspired advertising tweets with blackout twists.

Illuminati Chief Orders Press: Free Pass For Beyoncé Flubs Amid Huge Power Grab

Illuminati Chiefs send out orders on Beyoncé power grab outage at the Super Bowl Superdome!

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I have it on excellent authority (my illuminati buff cousin Jimmy) that the illuminati brass, though admitting their latest star sacrifice, Beyoncé, may have embarrassed the clan, she shall still be given a free pass from the press, which my cousin says is also under illuminati control.

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“When she flashed that a illuminati symbol, it was like a sacrificial offering, basically guaranteeing her success even if she were to fall right on her face” says Jimmy, “the major press is then instructed to ignore the flub in the same way they ignored people’s cry of boycott Beyonce from Half Time”

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So I guess the lesson here is either totally go for it and become an illuminati slave or just make a decision to not even buy into to all that noise.…

Beyonce Blew Electricity TWICE During Super Bowl Rehearsals

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Esiason: ‘Beyonce Blew Electricity In Superdome Twice During Rehearsals’..beyonce power grab

“Howie Deneroff, our executive producer over there at Dial Global, had the brilliant idea of calling in on hard land lines. When’s the last time you used a hard-land-line telephone, right? So we had two of them in our booth.

Beyonce Illuminati Tribute Caught On Super Bowl Instant Replay (photo)

This is the Beyonce picture from her Super Bowl Halftime show that has got the whole internet whispering! You don’t want to say it too loud, it’s a cult after-all!

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Beyonce’s Super Bowl performance pretty much broke Twitter and the lights at the Superdome, but more importantly, it may have revealed her involvement in a powerful secret society. As far as the internet is concerned, the star flashed an unmistakable symbol during her sexy half-time show.

Police Scanner Reveals REAL DEAL DRAMA As ISAAC Pounds New Orleans

**UPDATE 2:50 – 4:20 PM PST: NEW ORLEANS RADIO SILENCE.

**UPDATE: 2:41 PM PST: Dispatcher issued 10-19 – Return to station.

**UPDATE: 2:37 PM PST: Commander just informed dispatcher to ignore ALL code 1 calls (lowest priority) until after the storm.

**UPDATE: 2:33 PM PST: Wires from many power lines reported “hanging low” and as one cops put it, “A Uhaul truck will take all these wires out”

**UPDATE: 2:29 PM PST: — MORE POWER LINES GOING DOWN!…