Talk about delusions of grandma! A New Jersey woman is claiming she was ‘felt up’ by a Super Mario impersonator while she was visiting Times Square.
The alleged groping had such a negative effect on the woman she has sworn never to step foot in Times Square again.
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“I will never go through Times Square again,” Cheryl Naviello vowed, “I saw him approaching, and as I moved, he moved with me,” Naviello recalled. “He deliberately turned his hand and grabbed me. I jerked my leg, and he grabbed my inner thigh, I was so pissed, I yelled, ‘Oh, really?!’ ”
The not-so-Super Mario then slithered away like nothing happened, said Naviello.
Naviello located a Times Square security guard and report the cartoonish incident.
“I told them I was so mad and that I was about to punch a Mario in the head,” said the grandmother of two. “I think he’s a pervert. This could have been an innocent child.”
Damon “Mario” Torres, of North Bergen, NJ, was arrested and charged with forcible touching, harassment and possession of marijuana.