There is nothing like a 5:00am, romantic, angst-ridden rant to really affirm one’s clear headed-ness. We, of course, needed more proof that Lindsay Lohan was on the level and she gave it to us. Early this morning, she used her very public Twitter account to argue with her on again/off again girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. Actually, it’s more like a multi-layered poem, misguided and penned by a modern age Emily Dickinson on a bad day. Her “tweet,” filled with plenty of confusion and stream of consciousness, reads as follows:
@samantharonson can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHI
zG positive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors, and thank you…
for being a friend before a sell-out……….the term “self out” was coined from ME and i gave them sooooooo much insight
For their not only COMPLETE, BUT SUBSTANISAN ***FRIENDS***********
@samantharonson BUT YOU DID perform to her..you JUST told me that your friends are worth more than i am 2 your family & that i’m gross*thx
It’s poetry. Sheer poetry. Ok now, class. Who can tell me the deeper significance of “i’m gross*thx?” Where is Lindsay trailing off to when she writes “cheats, errors, and thank you…?”
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Just imagine this photo but with NO clothes!
Given the source, take this with a grain of salt. The National Enquirer is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has a stash of sexy, provocative photos of herself with on-again/off-again girlfriend Samantha Ronson.
According to the magazine, Lohan was terrified that her recent break-in might have exposed the compromising photographs. Luckily, it seems that the X-rated pics are safely within Lohan’s possession. Actually, I don’t know if anything in Lohan’s possession is ever truly safe.
Says The Enquirer’s inside source: “Lindsay admitted there were girly poses of her and Sam, scantily clad. Other photos showed her in compromising poses were pornographic, but she kept repeating how she’d been absolutely frantic…”
Let’s face it Lindsay, naked photos of you could only help your career. Let the world see you naked. Again.
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Lindsay in Labor Pains
What did you do tonight? Were you one of the many who watched the Lindsay Lohan movie “Labor Pains” on ABC Family channel? I know that all of my friends did! I couldn’t believe my rainbow array of friends that tuned into the movie!
Lindsay’s Back!!! Yay!
Did you watch it? Did you love the profanity and bleeps in the film? The smoking, the drinking, the pregnancy? Not all that appropriate for a “family” channel! ABC Family’s new slogan states, “A new kind of family.” So does “new” mean “profane?”
Guess ABC Family needs the attention and ratings!
Did you underestimate Lindsay’s star power? Bet she pulled in better ratings than any other show tonight!
Go Lindsay! Go Lindsay! Show em up! Show em up!
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Late night Tweeter
Lindsay Lohan let her Twitter friends in on her personal life late last night. Looks like LiLo was having a tough evening and wanted all the internet to know. She even asked folks for advice! Too bad I missed it because I have a lot of advice to give Lindsay. Of course, advice for Lindsay Lohan can’t be limited to 140 characters.
As usual, it appears that the young actress was having a spat with on again/off again girlfriend, Samantha Ronson.
Around 4 AM, Lindsay tweeted this: “being lied to after being my father’s daughter…. is miserable, especially when you’re finally back on track. miss u mommy thanks s********” Interesting. Do tell more Lindsay.
She did, later asking a friend “if someone u took a chance on loving-after 3.4.5.7.8.9 times.lied to you tonight..what would u do? even though u love them..?”
Finally, she sends a direct tweet to Samantha Ronson. “are you picking me up or not?” Ronson doesn’t respond.
I get concerned about Lindsay Lohan. Who is out at four in the morning on a Tuesday night, bickering with an ex and seeking rides home? That doesn’t seem like a healthy life style. Then again, this is coming from the guy who was playing Metal Slug 3 until 3 AM last night so who am I to judge?
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A friend of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, spilled to In Touch magazine that the hip couple will welcome a boy to their already adorable family.
They babbled, “Joel bought water-based paint for the nursery and-surprise, surprise-it’s blue. Plus, she [Nicole] ordered some plush animals and infant toys from FAO Schwarz, and everything just happens to be blue.”
I wonder if this “friend” who spilled the beans is Samantha Ronson. According to her and Joel’s Twitter, she has been spending some quality time with the couple, getting free meals and everything!
Congrats to Joel and Nicole.
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I saw this photo of Ali Lohan on PerezHilton (above) and started thinking. …She looks REALLY different in a good way! Did she do something recently? Probably. It’s no secret she’s had plastic surgery before and I have pictures below to prove it. I do think she’s had something more done recently that no one is talking about yet. Her face is very refined now. I didn’t even recognize her in the photo. Maybe she’s just getting older. She just might end up just as pretty as Lindsay Lohan and get this….with some meat on her bones too! How about them apples!
If I had to pick something…I’d say she got her chin elongated..or filled in. What say ye?
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Lindsay was sunbathing in Hawaii recently when King Skeleton, Lord of the Underworld–came up to her in broad daylight. Paparazzi went crazy but the sun was blinding the cameramen and WE are the only ones who got the shot. Shortly after this photo was taken, Lindsay and the King held hands and jumped into a lava pit that opened up about 5 feet in front of us. She is currently leading the stick people in a revolution-overtaking hell- and pretending to not want to gorge at Olive Garden.
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Audrina looking pretty
In New York City, a new strip club and steakhouse is going to open! The opening of this joint “Sapphire,” is going to feature celebrities Pamela Anderson, Samantha Ronson and Audrina Patridge! No, they won’t be stripping! Samantha Ronson will be DJing and Pam and Audrina will be ‘guests.’
Sapphire’s special opening will be April 27th.
Do you think this is good for Audrina’s image/career? Hope she doesn’t get caught up with a naughty crowd. Will Lindsay Lohan and Samantha be back together by then?
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L.C.'s cake
If you already caught the new MTV “The Hills” premiere last week, or, if you haven’t watched it on your Tivo yet, there is a little something I’d like to reveal about this episode. I’m not here to give away any big secret to what happens in the episode either, so feel free to continue reading on…
There is a famous bakery in West Hollywood that tends to mostly celebrity clientele. Thet cake shop has done cakes for everyone from Britney Spears to Quentin Tarantino to The Oscars. Oh, and they just did Lady Gaga’s cake!
One of this iconic cake shop’s recent clients was MTV’s “The Hills.” They created a super special cake for Lauren Conrad’s (L.C.) birthday. My oh my was the cake gorgeous! It was a square cake with red, white and black hand designed roses and pearls. In the middle it said, “Happy Birthday Lauren.” The guys over at the cake shop spent a lot of time decorating this cake along with all of the last minute changes! 
Oh and did I mention that they even delivered the cake to Lauren Conrad’s yacht birthday party?
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