Madonna and Sean Penn
Ahh..those were the good ol days. Too bad he beat her up, did too many drugs, drank too much and caused her a lot of grief…I wonder what their kids would look like!!!! Let’s do a mash up!!


Whoa the face is spot on….hair…not so much!
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Check out her new Vogue cover.
Delicious!!! I think one of these old pervs in Hollywood is going to start dating her soon. My bet is a George Clooney or Val Kilmer. HAHAH.

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Mickey is finally free to be himself
Here is what he thinks of the paparrazzi
photo courtesy of Tmz.
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She looks younger than some of the girls half her age here. In fact this is the best I’ve seen Madonna look in years. Take that Guy Ritchie!! I do know, because I read the book her brother put out, that Madonna has an insanely clean, natural schedule. She eats very healthy and she is always in bed by a certain time except for special occassions. I think the book said 10 or 11pm she goes to bed no matter what 99% of the time.
I think I’m going to start going to bed as soon as I wake up.
I’ll wake up at 8am and go back to bed again at 9am. Sounds good to me! I’ll be looking FINE!!!!!!
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I found this photo of Sharon in the depths of hell… all crumpled in the corner of Satan’s top drawer. Photo courtesy of Jared.

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Who let these sub par humans in the party?

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Where do celebs keep their precious gems?

Cate Blanchett- She says it roams around the house. “It’s been in the study recently. It moves around a bit like my family and I do. I don’t look at it every day though.”
Hilary Swank- “They’re in the family room—on a great shelf, next to my books.”

Jennifer Hudson: “For the last year I’ve kept it in my empty new house—I had no time to decorate. But I finally got to shop this Christmas and bought a pedestal for it that I keep lit. Where I come from, no one has ever seen an Oscar. So I let people take pictures with it—but I do not allow them to touch it. Sorry, no touching the Oscar! It’s the ultimate honor, and I need to protect it.”
Jodie Foster: “I used to keep them in the bathroom because they looked good with the faucets. But when they started getting corroded on the bottom, I had to move them to a trophy case in my den.”
Jamie Foxx: “My manager holds the Oscar. He keeps it at his crib. I got too much traffic at my house!”

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I thought I’d post this to boost everyone’s morale.
I felt AMAZING after viewing this photo. I only have like 50lbs to shave off right now in the backyard with a chisel and weedwacker.

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like a hole in the head!!!! hahah

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Sean Penn loves Mickey Rourke more than his wife.
Jennnnnnnyyyyyyy!!! We love you!!
Who forgets to thank their wife??!!!!

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