Lindsay in Labor Pains
What did you do tonight? Were you one of the many who watched the Lindsay Lohan movie “Labor Pains” on ABC Family channel? I know that all of my friends did! I couldn’t believe my rainbow array of friends that tuned into the movie!
Lindsay’s Back!!! Yay!
Did you watch it? Did you love the profanity and bleeps in the film? The smoking, the drinking, the pregnancy? Not all that appropriate for a “family” channel! ABC Family’s new slogan states, “A new kind of family.” So does “new” mean “profane?”
Guess ABC Family needs the attention and ratings!
Did you underestimate Lindsay’s star power? Bet she pulled in better ratings than any other show tonight!
Go Lindsay! Go Lindsay! Show em up! Show em up!
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Kelly Clarkson just wants to be included in the overwhelming population of people that just want to be fat and happy and not feel guilty about it. Although she’s a well known pop star and is admired by many girls and gay males, that does not inspire her to breakout a sweat and work out.
In an interview with 2Day FM, Clarkson wants the world to know, “I love my body, I’m very much OK with it. I don’t think artists are ever the ones who have the problem with their weight, it is other people.”
No Kelly, I think you’re the only one okay with being chunky. I guess her lack of dating and increase of love from the lesbians isn’t even enough to make Clarkson join a gym. The only thing that annoys her is the fact that more girls hit on her than men, saying, “I prefer the boys. I’m extremely flattered when I do get hit on by girls, and I think it’s hot, but I’m not into it, I like boys.”
In other words, Kelly Clarkson is strickly dickly. It’s just unfortunate that she’ll only be approached by over weight, unattractive guys…but what does she expect, she’s fat!
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On Samantha Ronson:
Samantha and I have been living together¦ and I finally found this great new house in LA so now we’re closer to each other. It’s literally around the block¦ I got my license back a week and a half ago. That was a big deal. It’s [restricted], but it just feels so good.
On Britney Spears:
She’s marketed as an entertainer, which is what she is. Not necessarily as, like, an artist. And I respect that about her, cause she doesn’t want to pretend.
On her future:
I’m talking to [lots of people]. One is Sean Penn I spoke to him again the other day. We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!
Seth Rogan is the smartest son of a you know what!!!
I had something different in mind for this interview. Here are the questions I would have asked:
1. What does Samantha do that really turns you on?
2. Do you like waking up at 4pm every day and not eating?
3. Do you call Jack Nicholson daddy?
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Just the other day I was crying and whining about having sore muscles from the gym… I didn’t get a call back that I wanted and I was slightly hung over. I opened my fridge and DIET COKE was there. I was instantly happy. A fresh ice cold diet coke. I realized I should be designing commercials for them. You hear me Diet Coke peeps? hah
Well, I know someone else who should promote a drink. RED BULL. Lindsay is here drinking her usual daily red bull.
Thing is, when I drink Red Bull I get a little dizzy, shaky, overstimulated…and I start to drive really badly and become a lesbian. Maybe she shouldn’t drink that stuff anymore.
Battle of Diet Coke Versus Red Bull…who wins? Discuss amongst yourselves.
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Kelly Clarkson
…But she IS NOT! In an interview with AOL website PopEater.com, Kelly raddled on informing the world that she is not and has never been a lesbian. So why isn’t she one you ask…because she doesn’t want to date someone just like herself. That’s the only reason why you’re not lovin the ladies Clarkson, are you sure you’re straight?
She said, “People are like, Are you secretly a lesbian? Because I’d really love it. I’m like, I’m glad it works for you, and I wished I liked women like that because often times, men are very hard for me, but I happen to like boys. I would never want to date myself, ever, I’m a crazy person. I need some kind of stable, quiet man.”
Oh Kelly, don’t you know its the quiet ones that are crazy? Okay, okay so she isn’t a lesbian, Clarkson really needs to improve her grammar skills and leave “like” out of her vocabulary, (sorry I was an English major).
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When did the Lindsay Lohan Doll come out??? She’s even wearing a faux fur coat!
Looking for a Christmas shopping bargain?
The Mattel-made image of Samantha Ronson’s girlfriend isn’t selling – maybe because parents don’t want their kids playing with a doll made after a bad role model.
Whatever the reason, the Mattel My Scene Goes Hollywood Lindsay Lohan doll comes with accessories including a director’s chair, velvet rope, a mobile phone, faux-fur coat, as well as shoes and bags and has been slashed in price from $24.99 to just $4.99, but the toys still aren’t selling.
If her fur coat was real, I wonder if Ken and Skipper would throw a bag of flour at her?
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On the Ellen DeGeneres show, she has a running joke about ‘getting George Clooney on her show’. She has been trying for so long to get him to come on her show; Ellen’s even asked Clooney’s friends such as Brad Pitt, how to persuade Clooney onto the show! Well, it looks like Ellen FINALLY has a plan to catch the hard to get this “A” list actor on her show this Monday. She sent out a newsletter on her website that states her plan of action to capture Clooney! “George Clooney is mine in 09′!” This is her newsletter she put out on her website Ellendegeneres.com:
“HE’S HERE!! He’s on the lot! This is the closest we’ve ever been! His car is in his parking spot! I’ve said it before I’ll say it again — GEORGE CLOONEY IS MINE IN ‘09!!
This elevates George Watch to George Watching!! I’m feeling really good about this. I can smell it! It’s a delicious mix of musk, lavender and basketball sweat. But, it all smells like “victory” to me.
Let the countdown begin. Be sure to watch Monday, because I’ve got something that’s gonna bring George right to my door!
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Lindsay Lohan is dating deejay Samantha Ronson, but that doesn’t make her a lesbian!
“I think it’s pretty obvious who I’m seeing,” LiLo says in a new interview with Harper’s Bazaar. “I think it’s no shock to anyone that it’s been going on for quite some time… She’s a wonderful person and I love her very much.”
However, when pressed for more specifics, Lindsay offers very brief answers.
Has she been with a girl before? “I don’t know. Maybe,” she laughs.
Does she considers herself bisexual? “Maybe. Yeah,” she replies.
A lesbian? “No,” she answers.
The actress goes on to say that she doesn’t want to classify herself because she doesn’t “know what’s going to happen — tomorrow, in a month, a year from now, five years from now.” However, she does see herself getting married, but whether to a man or a woman, she says, “I don’t know.”
Lindsay adds that her family — except for her father Michael — has been supportive “whether I’m with a guy or a girl. They’re just supportive of me as a person.”
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