Robert Pattinson Turns 27 Because Silver Screen Vampires Age

May 12, 2013

Robert Pattinson turns 27! And we shall see if he celebrates his birthday in a smoking jacket.. Because unlike his signature character, silver screen vampires actually age! Especially ones that drink and smoke every day of their looping party lives! So watch it pretty boy! Rob might do himself good to chisel off every single tie to Twilight he (or society) has barnacled on him.. And start a new.. Because silver screen vampires age.. Oh yeah, happy birthday.. Eddy.

Doesn’t this picture of Pattinson as a young boy look like something off the Pink Floyd album cover?

Morgan Freeman FALLS ASLEEP Live On TV

May 23rd, 2013

Morgan Freeman picked a strange time to take his afternoon nap, LIVE during a TV appearance!![...]

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Morgan Freeman FALLS ASLEEP Live On TV

May 23rd, 2013

Morgan Freeman picked a strange time to take his afternoon nap, LIVE during a TV appearance!!The Oscar winning actor proved just how exhausting those endless rounds of interviews can be when h[...]

The Robert Pattinson Of 1958 Releases HEAVY METAL Album At 91

May 23rd, 2013

Christopher Lee was the Robert Pattinson of 1958.. Playing Count Dracula in the 1958 film Dracula, and then "My Uncle is a Vampire" 1959.  Lee came back in 1965 to play Dracula: Prince of [...]

Derek Jeter caught using fake name at Starbucks

May 23rd, 2013

Haha, Derek Jeter was photographed Wednesday exiting NYC's Greenwich Village Starbucks holding a cup with "Philip" scrawled on it..  The Starbucks employee later stated that Jeter visits t[...]

PSY Doppelgänger CRASHES CANNES! Lookalike Partied Unabated For 2 Days

May 23rd, 2013

How funny is this? A PSY doppelganger ended up partying heartily for at least 2 days posing as the “Gangnam Style” sensation. The faker attended Cannes' most prized events and ended up rubbing elbows [...]

Ryan Gosling NEW Movie BOOED AT CANNES! Audience Walks Out

May 23rd, 2013

Looks like Ryan Gosling has a flop on his hand as the actor's latest offering got a hardy round of boos, that is before the crowd actually got up and left the Canne screening theater.. [...]

Gwyneth Paltrow New Advice To Working Moms 'Get Into Modeling'

May 23rd, 2013

Is Gwenyth Paltrow really that disconnected from real life that she would suggest young working mothers go into modeling? Because of the convenience of such a career? The answer is moronically Yes.. [...]

Andy Kaufman ALIVE?

May 23rd, 2013

Wait, didn't Andy Kaufman die? Apparently not according to a video emerging allegedly showing Kaufman, who died in 1984, alive and, well, alive in New Mexico..If a small group of zealous Andy Ka[...]

NBA Baller Kevin Durant HUGE Misspelled TATTOO *Updated

May 23rd, 2013

Kevin Durant back tattoo misspelled.. NBA's Kevin Durant did something dumb this week, he got a tattoo, a misspelled tattoo.. The story goes like this, Durant inked his entire back with a tattoo, but [...]

Have You Seen Hunger Games Woody Harrelson' WIFEY?

May 23rd, 2013

um, ok, so how do I put this gently.. Woody Harrelson is a movie star, a HUGE movie star, so he can date anyone he wants, right? Catch my drift? Okay so if that's the case then, um, then who on god's [...]

Check Out Barack Obama 1979 PROM Photo UNCOVERED!

May 23rd, 2013

TIME magazine, in an effort to humanize the president, in a timely fashion, unearthed this photo, of a 17-year-old Barack Obama at his prom, with his date, back in 1979. He's joined by his GF, Megan H[...]