Robert Pattinson Turns 27 Because Silver Screen Vampires Age

May 12, 2013

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Robert Pattinson turns 27! And we shall see if he celebrates his birthday in a smoking jacket.. Because unlike his signature character, silver screen vampires actually age! Especially ones that drink and smoke every day of their looping party lives! So watch it pretty boy! Rob might do himself good to chisel off every single tie to Twilight he (or society) has barnacled on him.. And start a new.. Because silver screen vampires age.. Oh yeah, happy birthday.. Eddy.

Doesn’t this picture of Pattinson as a young boy look like something off the Pink Floyd album cover?

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