by Lisa Mason Lee on May 18, 2009
He can’t run and he can’t hide! It’s too much! Twilight’s vampire boy is getting attacked in every direction! Fans, autographs, photogs, crazy paps, screaming girls-it’s all a wild sensation for Rob.
Rob cannot just go out like normal people anymore. Can someone call Britney Spears’ publicist and Rob’s, and get them together for a photo opp? Imagine the paparazzi camera crush that would be! Pattz better start leaving home with a metal soldier’s shield.
Time for Rob to get a football team, a ninja, a rugby player and a UFC fighter for bodyguards. Oh and a magician to make Rob invisible sometimes.
Robert Pattinson autographs
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Comments
OmGz!! haha if he wer in d airport wiv me id probably die or sumin…so i wudnt get 2 meet him =’[ ha but my friends would meet him in my memory…exept for those stupid team jacob friends (not jessie tho..shes cool!! =D) LoLz