March Sadness! No One Picks Perfect Billion Dollar Bracket
There are no longer any perfect brackets remaining in the Billion Dollar Bracket Challenge! Better luck next time! Though the…
Nation’s Only Plutonium Disposal Site LEAKING RADIATION
Underground sensors have detected excessive radiation levels inside a nuclear waste storage site located below New Mexico‘s desert. An air-monitoring…
Mumford & Sons Band Member EMERGENCY HOSPITAL Brain Blood Clot
Musical sensation, Mumford & Sons, has an emergency on their hands after bass player, Ted Dwane was rushed to a…
Andy Kaufman ALIVE?
Wait, didn’t Andy Kaufman die? Apparently not according to a video emerging allegedly showing Kaufman, who died in 1984, alive…
6 INCH ALIEN SKELETON DISCOVERED (PHOTO)
Some esteemed scientists are actually backing up the wild claims of some filmmakers that this really IS a pint-sized alien!…
IT HAPPENED! FBI LEAKED MEMO PROOF UFO CRASHED IN NEW MEXICO!
A picture – of some words – speaks a thousand words – Wait, what? Don’t listen to me, I’m just…
Johnny Depp As “Tonto” in “The Lone Ranger”
Johnny Depp is currently in New Mexico, filming the long awaited remake of “The Lone Ranger”. Depp is not only…
Johnny Depp Begins “Lone Ranger” Film in New Mexico
Johnny Depp has been talking about doing “The Lone Ranger” revamp film for a while now, but it’s had a…
Prisoner Secretly Adds Pig to Cops Cruiser Decals
This is so stupidly funny… A future legend of a Vermont prisoner that was assigned to make stationery, license plates…