Photos: “The Fast and the Furious 5″ Cars Plus The Rock
I had no idea there was going to be a 5th installment of “The Fast and the Furious”! The guys…
Voted Obama? Embarrassed Yet? Billboards Springing up
OZARK, CO., Mo. – The guy who paid his own money to erect this billboard asking the question, “Voted Obama?…
Britney Being Kept Far Away From Old Hollywood Crotch Crew
As we reported here on ThecounT.com , we’ve noticed a major positive change in Britney Spears since she filmed the…
Lindsay Blames Britney for Becoming a Druggie!
Wait til’ Britney Spears hears about this when she gets off of the boat in Hawaii! Lindsay Lohan did an…
Football Player Dandruff Insured for $1MIL
Polamalu, Pittsburgh Steelers football player known for his long hair has turned a problem with dandruff into gold flakes. Head…
Badass Granny Shoots Intruder
DECATUR, Ala. Crooks may want to think twice before targeting the elderly. When Ethel Jones, a 69-year-old grandmother goes to…
Drunken Monkeys Terrorize Town
South Africa’s ancient wine country is plagued by fermented grape eating baboons. There is not much vineyard owners can do…
Paris Hilton Getting Nailed with Drug Felony-Prison Next?
Paris Hilton was busted in Las Vegas this weekend, with over .8 grams of cocaine that was found in her…
Toy Story 3 Rakes in Over $1 Billion at Box Office
ZOMG! Over $1 Billion Dollarzzz! Two weeks after becoming the highest grossing animated film of all time, Disney/Pixar’s Toy Story…
Dear Jamie and Jason: Keep a Close Eye on Britney!
Whilst Britney’s old crotch crew is getting back to their old ways, she’s in Hawaii on a peaceful vacation with…