Booyakasha! Oscar ‘Blindsided’ By Unapproved Sacha Baron Cohen Ali G Skit

Sacha Baron Cohen’s wild Oscar appearance of his infamous Ali G character was in no way a planned part of the show, and more importantly, was not approved in advance as required by Academy brass.

It was revealed today that Academy Awards producers had no idea Cohen was planning the controversial skit. Cohen claims his wife was employed to sneak in Ali G’s signature beanie cap and assorted accessories including fake goatee. Many on social media speculated that perhaps the impromptu appearance was actually material for an unannounced Ali G sequel.

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“The truth is we actually had to sneak it in because the Oscars sat me down before and said they didn’t want me to do anything out of order Continue reading

COPS: Morgan Freeman Granddaughter Died In EXORCISM Gone Wrong

Morgan Freeman’s step-granddaughter was killed, in what law-enforcement described as an “exorcism,” gone wrong.

E’Dena Hines, 33, was stabbed to death with a large hunting knife by her boyfriend, Lamar Davenport, who was heard screaming “Get out, devils! I cast you out, devils! In the name of Jesus Christ, I cast you out!

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According to George Hudacko, the man witnessed the attack from his window and called 911, “The girl was making a lot of noise, screaming,” Hudacko said of the attack. Continue reading

George Stephanopoulos Confuses Famed NBA Coach For Morgan Freeman

This instantly cracked me up. George Stephanopoulos mistaking Maine NBA coach Bill Russell for you guessed it Morgan Freeman the resemblance is anything but uncanny…
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George Stephanopoulos is clearly not a basketball fan … ’cause if he was, he might’ve known the old white-bearded African American man hangin’ out at the Presidential Inauguration was NBA icon Bill Russell … and not Morgan Freeman.

George was providing the play-by-play for ABC this morning … when he started pointing out some of the famous people in the D.C. crowd … and mixed up one legendary black guy for another.

George was quickly corrected by someone on the production — and he apologized for the gaffe. tmz

Girls SHAVE HEAD in ‘Bald For Bieber’ Cancer Hoax

This is probably a hoax, but that did not stop a bunch of girls from going “Bald For Bieber,” shaving their heads in support of Justin Bieber’s FAKE health scare!

 

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My mom always said that the most dangerous lies are the ones mixed with truth. That’s why the internet, namely Twitter, can be such a spurious environment. We sometimes forget that with the real-time, viral benefits of the short-winded social network come the same negative effects. Truth can spread like wildfire, and so can lies.

Today, the Bieber nation has learned that lesson. Behold, dear readers, the horror.

The story goes that Entertainment Weekly’s verified Twitter account tweeted out the following:

“Pop Star Justin Bieber was diagnosed with cancer earlier this morning. Bieber fans are shaving their heads to show their support.”

Justin apparently responded back saying thanks for the support, and a picture of the Twitter conversation along with two images of bald Bieber fans started making its way on the internet.

In reality, 4chan was trolling Beliebers. There were no tweets to begin with, and there definitely isn’t any cancer. 4chan peeps simply photoshopped together an image and sent it out into the world.

Unfortunately now, there are likely dozens of bald tweenage girls crying in their bathrooms. And it’s perhaps even more insane that most members of the Bieber nation still believe that Justin has cancer, and are pouring sympathy, condolences, and heartfelt love into the #baldforbeiber hashtag, despite the fact that the other half of that Twitter conversation is lawling over the hoax.

We’ve seen this type of Twitter misuse cause problems before. Morgan Freeman and his delicious voice were rumored to be dead, and that NJ girl scared the crap out of everyone when she said there was an invader in her house on Twitter. (Really, she just was running away from home.)

In any case, this should serve as an excellent reminder to all of us. Just because you read it on Twitter, doesn’t mean it’s true.

Driving Miss Meyer – Morgan Freeman Sued By the Other Woman

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70 Plus year-old Morgan Freeman is still a major player. When Freeman isn’t winning Oscars for movies like “Million Dollar Baby” and co-starring in top box-office flicks like “Dark Knight” he’s crashing cars with random women.

The woman, Demaris Meyer was rolling with Freeman last August on a Mississippi Highway when the car itself rolled, several times, seriously injuring Meyer and Freeman. Meyer maintains Freeman was simply taking her to one of his 3 crash-pads (on the same property no less) after Freeman offered to let her crash out.

Meyer is suing Freeman after hinting she would do so back in February, claiming Freeman was drinking and therefore negligent. Meyer wants mucho moolah for medical expenses, pain and suffering, lost wages, permanent disability and property damage.  Now Freeman has responded. Freeman’s lawyer said the suit was, “just a car wreck case and that’s it,” and “The filing “would show (Meyer) is comparatively negligent.”Freeman was never charged in the crash.

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According to the LA Times:

Demaris Meyer, the woman who was riding in the car actor Morgan Freeman crashed last year, tells the press that the actor had been drinking a lot that night, according to TMZ.

But she’s not his mistress. Although she might have been on her way to filling that position.

At a news conference Wednesday, Meyer told reporters that when she met him that night at dinner, she saw that “throughout the course of dinner and afterward drinks were consumed by Freeman.”

She later met up with him at a friend’s home, where he “had at least one more drink.” So of course, why not hop in the car with a clearly inebriated celebrity?

She says it was only after being offered a place to stay — at his home, or rather, the guest house — that she got in the car with him. Oh yeah, we’ve all heard that old saw.

But then, darn it, Morgan lost control of the car and crashed around 11:30 p.m.

Meyer says she got a broken wrist, scapula, a torn labrum (what on earth is that?) and cuts and bruises.
She’s suing Morgan for medical expenses, pain and suffering, lost wages, permanent disability for short-term memory loss and damages. Oh, and short-term memory loss.

What intrigues me about this story is the photo of the wreck.

Is that a Delorean? I think Morgan Freeman was trying to go back to 1985 when he married his wife Myrna and say “Don’t do it you fool…you drone…be single and a drunk. Also, don’t hesitate on that Shawshank script…that was a good move”.