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WOAH! What The Hell Happened To Keanu Reeves?

EXCELLENT! NOT! Mom, remember that most excellent movie star you used to be in love with? This is Keanu Reeves today! But mom!, He looks so different! Maybe looking fat and disheveled for a movie role? Not a chance.. This is his new gussied up look! He seems more styled for a job as a shoe salesman in Poughkeepsie!

Hey! Can’t a guy just enjoys Cannes cocktail hour with a mystery blonde? Sure, carry on dude..

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