EXCELLENT! NOT! Mom, remember that most excellent movie star you used to be in love with? This is Keanu Reeves today! But mom!, He looks so different! Maybe looking fat and disheveled for a movie role? Not a chance.. This is his new gussied up look! He seems more styled for a job as a shoe salesman in Poughkeepsie!

Hey! Can’t a guy just enjoys Cannes cocktail hour with a mystery blonde? Sure, carry on dude..