First time of my life I can actually say that I’m glad that I don’t live in Malibu… Ever since a 40,000-pound young male fin whale washed up on a Malibu beach beach Thursday, celebrities have been complaining of an awful stench, and get this, authorities don’t want to clean up the gigantic mess.


As authorities pass the buck on who exactly is responsible for the cleanup duties, celebrities are left with the commanding smell of death in the air.

“It really is a horrible stench, it’s hard to describe, I could hardly finish my cappuccino!” said one neighbor to the carcass.