First time of my life I can actually say that I’m glad that I don’t live in Malibu… Ever since a 40,000-pound young male fin whale washed up on a Malibu beach beach Thursday, celebrities have been complaining of an awful stench, and get this, authorities don’t want to clean up the gigantic mess.

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As authorities pass the buck on who exactly is responsible for the cleanup duties, celebrities are left with the commanding smell of death in the air.

“It really is a horrible stench, it’s hard to describe, I could hardly finish my cappuccino!” said one neighbor to the carcass.