Steve Jobs Regularly Washed His Feet In Public Toilets

In a recent biography and now biopic about Steve Jobs, it has been revealed that the Apple boss regularly washed his feet in public toilets. Um, ew?

Jobs was known for his huge IQ, but in the workplace, he was known for his overpowering and intense body odor. But now we are learning that the man touted as a genius, would often shed his shoes and dunk his dogs directly random community commodes.. A place is usually reserved for all deposit and no return.

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During his time at Atari, before he started his venture into Apple, he was placed on the night shift because of his body odor. It turns out that nobody wanted to work with him because he, well, stank. Jobs convinced himself that his vegan diet meant that he only had to shower once a week and he didn’t need to wear deodorant. h/t

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Large And In Charge: New iPad Pro is Here

The new incarnation of Apple‘s iPad is officially here, and it’s big one. And despite Steve Jobs hate, hating, anything with a stylus, this iPad comes stock with one.

Called the “iPad Pro,” it’s 12.9-inches of viewing pleasure bliss and geared primarily toward business professionals – hence the “pro.”

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Tim Cook called it the biggest news in iPad since the iPad, and he wasn’t kidding. Continue reading

SONY LEAKED EMAIL: Angelina Jolie Minimally Talented Spoiled Brat

A leaked back-and-forth email between Sony Studios co-chair Amy Pascal and producer Scott Rudin, shows massive distain for many in the industry, including Angelina Jolie, whom Rudin blasted as a “minimally talented spoiled brat.”

The drama was leaked as part of the huge Sony hack.

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From Feb. 27 to Nov. 19 of this year, is the upcoming Steve Jobs biopic written by Aaron Sorkin. Continue reading

Joan Rivers Posthumously Promotes iPhone 6 On Facebook

In a gaffe of ghostly proportions, Joan Rivers posthumously promoted the new iPhone on her Facebook.

The eerie and downright creepy post, which appeared briefly on River’s Facebook page THIS MORNING, may have been a pre-negotiated deal with Apple or Steve Jobs is recruiting dead celebrities.

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The post has since been removed. Continue reading