Humanoid Robot to Appear on Super Bowl Pre-Game
A NASA & G.E. built humanoid robot is going to make a special guest appearance on the Super Bowl XLV…
Anderson Cooper Attacked in Egypt
CNN reported today that “360″ host Anderson Cooper was punched numerous times in the head as a pro-Mubarak mob surrounded…
Magic Johnson Urges Lakers to Trade
Carmelo Anthony may not be the only one who gets a new address if Lakers brass have anything to say…
DUMB: Woman Priority Mails Puppy Intended as Gift
A Minneapolis woman tried to send a live puppy priority mail. Alert postal workers noticed “panting” coming from a box…
New TSA Body Scanner Being Tested Vegas Airport
A new TSA body scanner is being tested at the Las Vegas airport. TSA said that it is being tested…
Wife Stabs Kills Hubby Over Hickey
MEDFORD — A woman stabbed and killed her husband after she discovered a hickey on his neck. The couple began…
Charlie Sheen Checking Into Rehab for 3 Months
Hallelujah! Someone close to Charlie Sheen finally told him- “We care about your money you the ‘human being’, please get…
Snow Stranded Victims Cars Ticketed Towed
Imagine this, your car becomes disabled due to a massive highway snow drift and you’re suddenly faced with a choice,…
We Are Responsible for the Fate of Charlie Sheen’s Life
America’s favorite and highest paid TV Actor, smokes cocaine and has sex with multiple (censored) stars at a time, time…


