REPORT: Kate Middleton Secret Plastic Surgery REVEALED?

Kate Middleton has informed the commoners that she plans on taking a longer than usual maternity leave after she gives birth, but reports say the Duchess is really taking the time off to get plastic surgery, in the form of a tummy tuck.

The surgery of choice among the elite, Kate will undergo the procedure in an effort to bounce back into bikini shape after her royal egg hath hatched.

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Despite the plastic surgery rumors, Kate stays very active in her everyday like, (if you can call anything she does “everyday,”) working out and taking a few daily jogs around the block. Continue reading

England GASPS As LeBron James TOUCHES Royal Kate Middleton

LeBron James may think he’s a king, but when it comes to touching a royal, he is just like the rest of us.

The NBA star “touched” the future queen of England, Kate Middleton, on the shoulder, (while sweating profusely,) causing royal watchers to cry foul.

LeBron James TOUCHES Royal Kate Middleton

James met Prince William and his wife Kate at an NBA game between Cleveland Cavaliers and Brooklyn Nets in New York on Monday. Continue reading

Kate Middleton Publically BALD SPOT SHAMES William

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Hey Kate! It’s all fun and games until somebody’s feelings get hurt! So we gotta ask, has Middleton gotten a little too big for her married-into britches?

William laughed it off, but he was blushing in embarrassment.. after the Royal lottery winner publically bald spot shamed him, even suggesting the PRINCE – wear an animal on his head.

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Prince George AIR SWIMS In Effort To Get Back To Mama Kate

Air swiming! A brand new sport invented by, none-other-than, Prince George!

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“Mummy, come back!” When Kate Middleton handed Prince George to Prince William today, the younger prince took it as an opportunity to show us just how wiggly he is.

Perhaps George thought he could flap his way back to his mother, as Kate turned her attention away from him momentarily to greet the VIPs who came to Sydney Airport to meet them.

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Is That GRAY HAIR We See Kate Middleton?

Kate Middleton is human! We just thought you might like to know that! How do we know this? Just spot the plume of gray hair sprouting out of the middle of Middleton’s head.. The new royal mom is only 31!

The Duchess of Cambridge stepped out with her prince, William, to support the British Royal Legion on London Poppy Day, which memorializes those who died fighting in World War I.
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