HIGHLIGHTS: Handler, “What are you looking at?” Morgan, “Well, you’ve either had plastic surgery or a makeover, because you look really hot today.” Ouch!

Chelsea-Handler-Piers-Morgan-Fight-VideoHandler, “Oh, you’re so annoying. You’re so obnoxious. You wonder why everybody hates you! I specifically covered up so you couldn’t look at me and undress me with your molester eyes.”


Piers, “Normally when I come on the show, you’re really hungover in a very unprofessional way.”

Morgan, “You interviewed me last year on my anniversary, which just proved one thing, really.”


Handler, “Let me guess — that you’re a better interviewer than I am. Well, I’m not pretending to be a great interviewer. I’m not even pretending to be good at my job.”

Morgan, “Both things are clearly apparent today. But I can help you,” Handler wasn’t having it. She told him, “You can suck my a**. I mean, really.”