I really like ThecounT.com’ News of the Weird because it allows me to do stories like this…

A Florida woman gets a call from a man stating he is looking for a caregiver. The guy says he is looking for someone to care for his brother who has the brain of a 5 year old, is disabled, needs his diaper changed and to needs be bottle-fed.

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So, Janet Schulte meets with the guy’s ‘brother’ and inks a deal for $600 a week to take care of his 40-something, disadvantaged brother in her own home.

Now maybe you can see this one coming a country mile, however, this lady did not and so she actually performed the services for this man, changing mr. Poopy and feeding him his baba, problem is, the guy turns out to not be disabled at all! Matter of fact, he doesn’t even have a brother; he doubled as his own deal-cutting, healthy brother!

Eventually the woman figured it out, however, she had changed the middle-aged man’s full-grown diapers for weeks while he exposed himself. Feeling, well, taken advantage of, the woman went to cop to file charges, now get this, officials told Schulte that the man had broke no laws and refused to pursue the case!

When I first started writing this story I had a thought, “This would make a great movie” on second thought, maybe it’s already been done, in a sick porno.