Keep Trying- Funny Or Die Favorite Video

Several people are marking this video as a favorite.  A friend of mine made it so I thought I’d post it today.  Seth Rogan recently posted it on his twitter. Everyone needs a good afternoon laugh!

KEEP ON TRYING VIDEO

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This post was written by Carrie on April 21, 2009 Write a Comment

Ashton, CNN And Ellen Racing On Twitter

Ashton is betting that he reaches 1 million twitter followers before CNN does. Ellen Degeneres announces on her show her overwhelming desire to BEAT everyone and get 1 million viewers.  Who do you think will win? I think Ellen’s getting up there. She’s got 771 k so far.

The 31-year-old actor recently threw down the gauntlet, challenging CNN and its founder, Ted Turner. In a Web video posted earlier this week, Kutcher said he would ding-dong-ditch Turner’s house if he beat CNN to 1 million. (For those unfamiliar with the classic adolescent prank, ding-dong-ditch is when you ring someone’s doorbell and run away.)
“I find it astonishing that one person can actually have as big of a voice online as what an entire media company can on Twitter,” Kutcher said in a video he posted on qik.com. “I just thought that was kind of an amazing comment on the state of our media.”

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This post was written by Carrie on April 15, 2009 Write a Comment

Ashton Tweets A Photo Of Demi In Bikini

watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini. I love God!
9:43 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

I’m not wearing the bikini she is that’s what makes it so glorious
9:46 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

shhh don’t tell wifey http://twitpic.com/2bj58
10:11 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

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This post was written by Carrie on March 22, 2009 Write a Comment

Kim and Khloe Kardashian and Maria Menounos partied with Old Navy’s Supermodelquins

Move over Reggie Bush…Kim found a man who doesn’t talk back or video tape her!

To celebrate the launch of Old Navy’s new advertising campaign, Kim and Khloe Kardashian and Maria Menounos were on hand at a party at GUYS CLUB to welcome the Old Navy “Supermodelquins” to the celebrity and VIP life. Old Navy’s new advertising campaign features the “SuperModelquins” – a diverse group of gossip column-worthy personalities who lead dramatic and fun-filled lives.

I would be the one at the party who turns to ask someone a question and doesnt realize its a mannequin…then I retreat to the bathroom out of embarrassment.

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This post was written by Carrie on March 6, 2009 Write a Comment

Michael Lohan Also Twitters..

Michael Lohan is preaching on twitter to Lily Allen

“I got a Twitter from her dad saying ‘Dear Lily, I think you have an alcohol problem that needs addressing. From Michael Lohan.’ I was, like, leave me alone.”

HAHAHAH

I want a tweet from Michael Lohan!! -I drink too much too!!!   it’s writer7 Michael…writer7 lol

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This post was written by Carrie on March 3, 2009 Write a Comment

Twitter’s Guess The Celebrity

Twitter is interesting. Just last night I read how John Mayer wants to know how much his leg weighs (which leg I ask…his 3rd?)….Ashton Kutcher fell asleep during a movie with Demi….and I let everyone know that I had an awesome breakfast omelet at The Grove.

There is a secret “Guess Which Celebrity I am” twitter profile. I cant figure it out really….take a look and let me know who it is. It may not be someone famous…because this girl looks like she has real large REAL boobs!

http://twitter.com/Mystery_Celeb

• Bio Over the next 365 days I will be revealing my identity. Watch out for clues over the coming weeks.

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This post was written by Carrie on March 2, 2009 Write a Comment

Facebook Retracts Retarded Statements

I’m pretty sure it was my article that lit the fire under their asses–because Facebook has now admitted they made a big boo boo. or..maybe it was the thousands of other people flooding their inboxes! This lovely gem is on my main Home Page when I log-in:

Terms of Use Update

Over the past few days, we have received a lot of good feedback about the new terms we posted two weeks ago. Because of this response, we have decided to return to our previous Terms of Use while we resolve the issues that people have raised.

Here is my version:

Terms of Endearment

Over the past millennium, we have received a lot of terrible feedback on our supposed rules. Because of this response, we have decided to just drool on ourselves and hit delete. We probably won’t bother with any rule changes anymore. Most of us are fired now.

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This post was written by Carrie on February 18, 2009 Write a Comment (1)

Facebook Wants Your Drunk Photos

Gettin' in your business

It’s all over the news today. Facebook has total rights over your photos..and it’s in the fine print. Business Week reports: “It’s always a good idea to pay attention to the service terms on social media sites. The importance of reading the fine print became especially clear over the President’s Day weekend during a brouhaha over social network Facebook and recent changes to the terms of service users must sign digitally before joining”.

In short, Facebook has “an irrevocable, perpetual, non-exclusive, transferable, fully paid, worldwide license” to use, retain, and display content posted to the site.

Teenagers all over the world are now erasing their naked and drunken party photos from Facebook. Celebrities are taking down their coke induced mobile phone uploads. Since Facebook already has these and are laughing their asses off, we will one day see a coffee table book called “Facebook’s Greatest Retards” for $49.99 at all national bookstores.

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This post was written by Carrie on February 17, 2009 Write a Comment