
Though I’m not afraid to admit I indeed am a victim of the swirl, which celebrity couple pulls it off better. Kim Kardashian and her big headed boyfriend, San Diego native Reggie Bush, or ex-Playmate Kendra Wilkinson and her soon to be husband Hank Bassett?
Wait a minute. Am I noticing a pattern here. Both Hank and Reggie are black football players and victims of the swirl. It’s a revolution people! Kim Kardashian needs to step her game up because Kendra hasn’t even dated Hank for one year and she’s already pregnant and marrying him this Saturday; so she’s financially set for life.
Step your game up Kim! By the look on Reggie’s face..they’ll be over this year.
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Fabulous writer, Leigh Scott, at Breitbart’s Big Hollywood, made a not-so-nice assessment about Megan Fox today. He reveals a side about Megan that isn’t sexy like her photos in Maxim. As they say when a bad mouth ruins a pretty girl, “Stay quiet and look pretty.”
Megan Fox recently stated that her solution to a real life evil Transformer invasion would be to negotiate and ask, “instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?”
Another Megan Fox quote:
“I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single S.A.T. word I’ve ever learned, to prove, like, ˜Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.”
Another Megan Fox quote:
“Women are expected to be conformist automatons in L.A. but in Britain you can be more yourself and people will take you on face value.”
Leigh Scott then puts his 2 cents in about about Megan’s choice of words:

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Kelly Clarkson just wants to be included in the overwhelming population of people that just want to be fat and happy and not feel guilty about it. Although she’s a well known pop star and is admired by many girls and gay males, that does not inspire her to breakout a sweat and work out.
In an interview with 2Day FM, Clarkson wants the world to know, “I love my body, I’m very much OK with it. I don’t think artists are ever the ones who have the problem with their weight, it is other people.”
No Kelly, I think you’re the only one okay with being chunky. I guess her lack of dating and increase of love from the lesbians isn’t even enough to make Clarkson join a gym. The only thing that annoys her is the fact that more girls hit on her than men, saying, “I prefer the boys. I’m extremely flattered when I do get hit on by girls, and I think it’s hot, but I’m not into it, I like boys.”
In other words, Kelly Clarkson is strickly dickly. It’s just unfortunate that she’ll only be approached by over weight, unattractive guys…but what does she expect, she’s fat!

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Ive thought about it…as every girl has thought about it. Is becoming a lebsian better than dealing with guys who HAVE NO CLUE what women really want and think? haha. Why aren’t guys mind readers–since they claim to have super special powers like Luke Skywalker!!!
Lindsay Lohan is proving over and over again that being with a lesbian, and a scary lesbian with no boobs at that, is a sheer waste of energy and time.
Im pretty sure Michael Lohan is going to blog any moment- mention us Michael!! ha
Lindsay, WAKE UP. Its really tiring. Obviously you guys ARE fighting because this is the 10th time in the last week I’ve seen a different report, in a different place about it. I know sometimes the media is making things up, but sometimes it’s not… get your act together. Make some good movies.Watch Dakota Fanning…she seems to know how to handle fame. This relationship you have is a joke to a lot of people because if you fight like this—it means you are not compatible..no matter what crazy crap is going on in the bedroom. Honestly… my worst relationship with a guy was still angelic compared to yours.

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Esquire has put the stamp on BEST and WORST dressed. They beat Cojo “Jen Aniston-on-steriods” to the punch.
Let’s break it down here..
Dev Patel from that little known movie, Slumdog Millionare–he got a BEST nod. Bravo!!

Phillip Seymour Hoffman really out did himself with this outfit: Can I get a “Worst Dressed“?
Hey…where did my 5th chin go? Oh…there it is!!!! Damn thing goes missing all the time.

Seth Rogan received the “Most Improved Award”. He lost half a person recently and his jacket is posh. I also LOVE this girl’s dress. Where can I get it..anyone know?

Esquire goes on to give Brad Pitt the “V for Valiant Effort” award. That basically means Brad Pitt looks better on the streets in Vegas with his kids than he does at the Oscars.
Robert Downey Jr. and his wife, (who by the way looks better than I have ever seen her look)…were absolutely radiant on the red carpet. Esquire gives them a thumbs up “Well Rested and Ready To Go” Award.

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On the Ellen DeGeneres show, she has a running joke about ‘getting George Clooney on her show’. She has been trying for so long to get him to come on her show; Ellen’s even asked Clooney’s friends such as Brad Pitt, how to persuade Clooney onto the show! Well, it looks like Ellen FINALLY has a plan to catch the hard to get this “A” list actor on her show this Monday. She sent out a newsletter on her website that states her plan of action to capture Clooney! “George Clooney is mine in 09′!” This is her newsletter she put out on her website Ellendegeneres.com:
“HE’S HERE!! He’s on the lot! This is the closest we’ve ever been! His car is in his parking spot! I’ve said it before I’ll say it again — GEORGE CLOONEY IS MINE IN ‘09!!
This elevates George Watch to George Watching!! I’m feeling really good about this. I can smell it! It’s a delicious mix of musk, lavender and basketball sweat. But, it all smells like “victory” to me.
Let the countdown begin. Be sure to watch Monday, because I’ve got something that’s gonna bring George right to my door!

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