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    Can you say, Entrapment?

    kim kardashian 243x300 Can you say, Entrapment?I don’t get it!  What’s the point of stalking Kim Kardashian?  She doesn’t take a dump unless it’s televised.  Apparently someone has even more time on their hands than Kim.

    Dennis Shaun Bowman , 25, had allegedly been stalking her on Twitter since October of last year.  Twitter?  Really?  I don’t tweet so I’m not sure how dangerous it is but can’t you just block someone from your account?
    Bowman began sending Kardashian Twitter messages expressing his eternal love for her and wanted to marry her.

    He later began showing up at her promotional appearances she no doubt posted conveniently on Twitter.   Again,  I don’t Tweet but don’t you advertise personal appearances on Twitter so people who like you will show up?  In Kim’s defense he showed up with “Joker” face paint on.   If it were “The Crow” inspired I would have said it was sexy but the “Joker”? That’s just plain wrong.  Bowman even moved from Georgia to California, and tried to pick a fight with Kim’s boyfriend Reggie Bush.   Oh! If he wasn’t delusional I would think he was romantic.   All my stalker ever did was park outside my apartment late at night licking a butcher knife.

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    Kim Goes thin!

    The new Kim
    Check Out Kim’s new look! She always blogged about being thinner, and of course she had the money to do it. Is Kim’s new booty and nose doing her justice? Kim is known for her booty, Now what is she going to do.

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    Khloe Kardashian, Lamar Odom to Marry

    art.kardashian.odom.gi Khloe Kardashian, Lamar Odom to Marry

    Okay, Lamar Odom, we’ve got to talk.  I’ve been a big defender of you over the last year or so.  At the beginning of last season, when some people were saying you should be traded, I said “No, Lamar will come through.”  And, sure enough, you really moved the ball around and helped the Lakers win the championship.  See, I’m a fan.

    So it’s with some sadness I report that Lamar Odom and reality star Khloe Kardashian are set to wed — and soon, too!  Sources say the couple plan on marrying this coming Sunday.  In fact, the union is being thrown together so quickly that most guests (including several of your Los Angeles Lakers) are being notified by telephone calls instead of formal invitations.

    The couple have been only dating for a little more than a month but apparently they are madly in love and ready to take the leap.  Says Khloe’s sister, Kim: “Khloe thinks he’s amazing and makes her laugh and smile constantly.”


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    Hot or Not? Kim Kardashian Blonde at Teen Choice Awards-She’s Not Wiggin’ Out This Time

    Kim Kardashian has wanted to be a blonde, or something different from her dark shade for so long! For at least the past 6 months, she’s been experimenting with different types of wigs. She would put a wig on, take a picture, and then post it to her website for people to see. Results from the public flooded in. It seemed like people were not into her changing her hair color. I never thought it was that big of a deal, but a lot of Kim fans and haters did think it was a big deal. Looks like she did what she wanted this time! I like it! I think she looks really pretty :) Go Kim! HOT

    Kim Kardashian at 2009 Teen Choice

    Kim Kardashian at 2009 Teen Choice

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    Attack of the Swirl!

    Attack of the Swirl

    Though I’m not afraid to admit I indeed am a victim of the swirl, which celebrity couple pulls it off better. Kim Kardashian and her big headed boyfriend, San Diego native Reggie Bush, or ex-Playmate Kendra Wilkinson and her soon to be husband Hank Bassett?

    Wait a minute. Am I noticing a pattern here. Both Hank and Reggie are black football players and victims of the swirl. It’s a revolution people! Kim Kardashian needs to step her game up because Kendra hasn’t even dated Hank for one year and she’s already pregnant and marrying him this Saturday; so she’s financially set for life.

    Step your game up Kim! By the look on Reggie’s face..they’ll be over this year.

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    Kim Kardashian is A Liar

    kim1 Kim Kardashian is A Liar

    Kim Kardashian is about as fake as this imposter of her above. The biggest reality famewhore around, Kardashian, is backtracking on her engagement lie after her boyfriend Reggie Bush probably socked her in her jaw (no violence intended) for trying to take him off the single market.

    Supposedly Kardashian has a new publicist, and while they were gabbing other lies to tell to Star magazine, to make sure she stays in the news, Star decided to take her engagement lie and run with it. Well now Kim is taking it back and blaming everything on her publicist saying, “my new publicist was talking to Star Magazine earlier today and accidentally referred to Reggie as my fiance. It’s totally my publicist fault!”

    Gosh, its almost as if Reggie had a knife to her throat telling her to keep his name out her mouth (again, no violence intended). What a great customer Kim is to blame everything on her publicist. She continued lying about not picking out an engagement ring with her family, although I could’ve sworn there were cameras with her when she DID in fact go ring shopping with her sisters to pick out a ring.  But she says, “the rumors about me picking out my ring recently are also not true!” Yeah that’s because you did it months ago.

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    Eminem has the number one record in the country

    Eminem is tough.

    Eminem is tough.

    If you talk some smack about Nick Cannon’s wife or Kim Kardashian, you will sell 608,000 records in one week. That was at least one of the controversial techniques Eminem used in promoting his new record “Relapse”. The first new release from the multiplatinum rapper in 4 years successfully knocked Green Day out of the top position and cemented his place at the top of the charts. Bad publicity is still publicity and though he may have many critics/haters waiting in the wings for his fall, Mr. Mathers is still able to sell his own brand of teen and/or wife angst to the masses. Kudos to you Slim Shady.

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    Kim Kardashian Looking Hot In Full Black Latex

    Kim just released this picture on her Twitter.   She says she is “Glaming up for PEPSI!!!” I’m not sure what that means, could it be Miss Kardashian dresses this way to drink a Pepsi? or more likely a Pepsi commercial! Either way Kim, we’re glad you did!

    kim6 Kim Kardashian Looking Hot In Full Black Latex

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    Kim Kardashian Opens Her Mouth Once Again

    bruce Kim Kardashian Opens Her Mouth Once Again

    Kim Kardashian is the biggest media whore I know. Not only does she enjoy putting her business out into the world, but when she has nothing going on with herself, she decides to gab about her family.

    Months ago the F-List, talentless celebrity revealed to the media that someone in her family was getting plastic surgery. I guess she’s oblivious to the fact that no one gives a crap because everyone in her family has had plastic surgery; but now she is opening her chompers to let America know, it’s her step-father Bruce Jenner who had a facelift for the thousandth time. Kim wrote on her blog:

       ”Twenty five years ago, Bruce was ill-advised by a doctor to have a partial facelift and a nose job. Unfortunately, the result wasn’t what Bruce had hoped for and for years since then he has been the victim of cruel taunts from the media.

    Since he’s turning 60 in October, Bruce felt it was time to correct the mistakes made by the previous doctor so he went to a new doctor for a second facelift. The results are amazing! Bruce looks better than ever and he is extremely happy with the result.”

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    *Exclusive* First Look: Kim Kardashian Goes Blonde!!

    "I WENT BLONDE!!! Do you like it?"

    "I WENT BLONDE!!! Do you like it?"

    Okay, so I think Kim Kardashian has been reading my posts about how she is a total idiot, because over the weekend she decided to dye her hair blonde; so now she doesn’t just act like a dumbass, she looks like one too! But I’m going to assume that since the talentless, lip synching Cassie, shaved off half her head, posted the pictures on Twitter, and was the talk of the town the next week, Ms. Kim took it upon herself to showcase her new hair on the social networking site as well. She wrote: “I WENT BLONDE…Do you like it?” I can answer that…no.

    So…what do you think?!

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