Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you’ll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don’t like the look of it…
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Kris Humphries says he has proof that producers set him up to be “the bad guy” on Kourtney & Kim Take New York. Citing an example where he was told to question Kim’s BFF, Jonathan Cheban, about being gay, RadarOnline.com is reporting.
Humphries has taken a lot of homophobia heat but now he is going public with his threats of proof that Kim’s life is a total sham.
Kim Kardashian – promoting her Belle Noel in Toronto and man-oh-man is she getting fat or what! Better slow down on those $400.00 a night dinners babe…
Follow @TheCountNews Kanye West had a wardrobe malfunction (as in his pants falling off) and Kim Kardashian didn’t even notice! Hmmmm, It does make me wonder what these two youtes were doing moments before they exited their car?
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Follow @TheCountNews Model Kate Upton, who is best known for being the covergirl on the 2012 Sports Illustrated Magazine Cover, was invited to the 98th White House Correspondents Dinner. ![WhcdKateUpton2 Kate Uptons Butt a Guest at White House Correspondents Dinner [Pics]](http://thecount.com/wp-content/uploads/WhcdKateUpton2.jpg "WhcdKateUpton2")
Being in the presence of people like Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan, who were also at the dinner, Upton just might be hanging with some new Hollywood wash-ups friends soon!
Follow @TheCountNews Yep, people like Lindsay Lohan were invited to hang out with the United States President Barack Obama, at the 98th annual White House Correspondents Dinner Saturday night. ![WhcdLohan1 Lindsay Lohan White House Correspondents Dinner [Pics]](http://thecount.com/wp-content/uploads/WhcdLohan1.jpg "WhcdLohan1")
Lohan somehow keeps sustaining her ‘career’, by pretty much being ‘famous for being famous’. She keeps getting booked, although it’s crystal clear that her acting skills have gone down the drain. That’s why she’s famous for being famous. She’s like a novelty item.
Follow @TheCountNews Barack Obama the comedian, spoke for 16 minutes at last night’s famed ‘White House Correspondents Dinner’, kicking off the event. 
Obama was looking very fit last night, as he must have just used a box of “Just For Men”, leaving no gray hairs left for us to see.
Follow @TheCountNews Life’s a breeze if you are a relative of Kim Kardasian it seems…
Follow @TheCountNews Kim Kardashian is taking the gossip and running with it! She was photographed today, wearing gold earrings, of Kanye West’s initials K.W. 
Kardashian is enjoying the attention with the media, who is constantly pressing her for questions about her dating or not dating West, as she declines comment.
Follow @TheCountNews Why is Kendall Jenner riding a donkey? Maybe you don’t understand me, I’m asking you… WHY?? lol.
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