Hilarious Delta Gamma Sorority Girl ‘Furious Email’

April 25, 2013

I know what you’re wondering.. Who the hell is Rebecca Martinson? Well just ask anyone at the University of Maryland and they’ll tell you – she’s a sorority girl who sent the now widely-publicized “furious email” to her sisters threatening to ‘c*** punt’ them! Okay so THAT GIRL has just resigned from Delta Gamma!

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According to a statement on the sorority’s Facebook page, Delta Gamma accepted her resignation  because ‘the tone and content of the email was highly inappropriate and unacceptable by any standard’ and ‘all reasonable people can agree this is an email that should never have been sent by its author. Period.’  

In the now-infamous expletive-filled rant, Martinson accused her entire chapter of  ‘LITERALLY being so f***ing AWKWARD and so f***ing BORING [sic]‘ when interacting with a fraternity during Greek Week.

After opening with ‘tie yourself down to whatever chair you’re sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough f**king ride,’ Martinson wrote that ‘for those of that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been F***ING UP.’

In addition to labeling them ‘boring, awkward’ and ‘c*** blocks’ for the chapter, Martinson accused her fellow sisters of ‘post-gaming’ – or planning to attend events at other fraternities.

She warned that if she caught them cheering for rival teams, ‘I WILL F****** ASSAULT YOU’ and added ‘if you have done ANYTHING I’ve mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you’re unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS CHAPTER.’dailymail




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