by Carey
on February 28, 2009

Will Ferrell Now Wants To Be A Cop

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What a hottie Will was!

He’s set to star in a cop comedy with Mark Wahlberg. It’s about time Mark took something a little less murderous.

Entertainment Weekly/Variety reports:   “A bidding war broke out on Tuesday for the action-comedy B Team, which will be directed by Adam McKay and star Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg as cops, Variety reports. It’s understandable, right? Isn’t that all the information you’d need to greenlight that picture? I’m actually giddy thinking about it…

Anything Will Ferrell does is pretty much awesome. Here is a favorite clip- Will Ferrell as George W Bush

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by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on February 28, 2009

Bono Calls Chris Martin A Retard

Reported by Submezzo:

On a live radio interview in London today, on BBC’s Radio 1, U2frontmanBonoreportedly called his number one fan,Coldplaysinger Chris Martin, a dysfunctional character, and a cretin. At first Bono delivered the less than flattering blow to Martin’s ego by calling him a wanker, but then apologized because of the live broadcast and downgraded him, or upgraded depending on how you look at it, to a dysfunctional character, and cretin.

I also was driving on the 405 Friday and KROQ reported that Chris Martin is tired of being the media target. He wants his other bandmates to put on crazy clothes and do crazy things to attract attention.

(crickets chirp)

This begs us to ask the question…what do the other band members look like? I’m a fan and I don’t even know. Let us refresh our memories:

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by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on February 28, 2009
by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on February 28, 2009

Kendra Wilkinson Has Her Baby Names Picked Out

Popeater reports: (Feb. 27) – Even though the footage of Kendra Wilkinson and Hugh Hefner’s break-up won’t air until Sunday, the ‘Girls Next Door’ star is already taking about having kids with her new fiance, Hank Baskett. The couple won’t tie the knot until June, but they already have baby names picked out!

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“We always talk about [having kids],” Wilkinson told PEOPLE about her plans with fiance and Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver. “He wants kids so [badly], and I do, too.”

Wilkinson even admitted they have a few baby names picked out. “My first initial is K and my middle name is Leigh, so we were thinking of Kaleigh,” she says. “And he’s Hank Baskett III, so of course I’m going to have a Hank Baskett IV!”

On March 1, viewers can watch the ‘Girls Next Door’ finale where Wilkinson ends her relationship with Hefner and tells him about her new beau.

“These five years of my life at the Playboy mansion just went by so fast,” Wilkinson says. “I’ve changed in positive ways. I think people were thinking I was going to take the wrong turn, go crazy, be a party girl and just go downhill. Instead, I’m settling down — but at the same time, I do want to still have fun!”

Before babies though, Wilkinson has to take care of her wedding, which she admits is “overwhelming”. Wilkinson is planning to have a “modern but classic fairytale” wedding.

“It’s going to be a wedding — not a Playboy mansion party,” she insists, adding that the ceremony will take place in the front yard of the estate and that her brother “will walk me down the aisle and give me away.”

Kendra shopping for her new house here:   http://www.hulu.com/watch/59836

by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on February 28, 2009

Freida Pinto Makes Out with Antonio Banderas..

It was just reported that Antonio Banderas will join Pinto, Naomi Watts, Josh Brolin and Anthony Hopkins in Woody Allen’s next film, which will shot in London later this year.

“[It is] very difficult to say no to Woody Allen,” Bandares said. “There are great actors who have appeared in just single scenes of his films, because that means next to a legend, a man who has made history.”

I’m actually impressed with this cast.   Here is a pic of Freida doing the rounds at Cosmo…looking good as always.

by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on February 27, 2009

Axl Rose on Slash – He’s a whore for the limelight – a cancer

Waiting to buy your Guns N’ Roses reunion tickets? Better bring a lawn chair; your hold time may be forever.

Axl’s buddy Del James recently interviewed him and when the subject of “reunion” came up, Axl was quick to shoot down any chances of the classic line-up returning.

Axl on former GnR bassist, Duff McKagan, “I suppose Duff could play guitar on something somewhere.”

Axl on rhythm guitarist, Izzy Stradlin, “My old Indiana buddy is not the most reliable collaborator.”

Axl on Drummer, Steven Adler, “he brings assorted ambulance-chasing attorneys … One gig or even a couple songs could mean years of behind-the-scenes legal aftermath.”

Axl on Slash, “There’s zero possibility of me having anything to do with Slash, In a nutshell, personally I consider him a cancer and better removed, avoided — and the less anyone heard of him or his supporters the better, he has lost his edge and seems to be more passionate about being a whore for the limelight.”

I think it’s safe to say, those comments from Rose will put a coffin nail in any chance the once “band of brothers” known as Guns N’ Roses had to unite. Well at least we still have Axl. His latest ill-fated attempt at resurrecting GnR resulted in “Chinese Democracy,” which fell flat with critics and fans alike. It seems Rose has NO democracy, Chinese or otherwise.

 

by Carey
on February 27, 2009

Contestants Will Get Eaten Alive For Another 2 Seasons

Comedian Brian Regan once said “Survivor is the only show where people go to compete in a place where PEOPLE ALREADY SURVIVE.

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Survivor is signing on for it’s 19th and 20th season…and Jeff Probst will be walking with his cane and spectacles through the jungle.   That show has been on for a very long time. Good for them! Not so good for people who have to pick the next place where it will be held. I’m guessing the next place they will pick will be the bathrooms off of the New Jersey turnpike.

A long time ago I tried out for Suvivor and they told me it was either the Rocky Mountains or the Brazilian jungle.   For my audition tape I filmed myself staying overnight on the Santa Monica pier with all of the bums. I still have the video where they sang me a song and fed me beans.   One bum said “don’t forget to bring your antibiotics”. Good solid advice!

I’m glad I wasn’t picked because this was what happened on that episode.

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by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on February 26, 2009

Only Lady Gaga!

Only Lady Gaga can pull this getup off, especially when its freezing outside. Here is Gaga and her entourage full of men, on the the red carpet at the VIP Room Theatre in Paris last night. She stays in Lady Gaga character 24/7 , even Fergie becomes Stacy Ferguson at some time. Gaga needs to hire either a better makeup artist or A makeup artist because   by the looks of that heavy eyeliner, she needs to keep the shades ON.

by THECOUNT.COM "News You Can Count On!"
on February 26, 2009

Kanye West Hates Radiohead Loves Chris Brown Michael Jackson Michael Phelps and OJ Simpson

VH1’s “Storytellers” showcased rapper Kanye West and his ability to never shut up.

The taping of the show went on a nerve dragging 3 hours and only 90 minutes of that will ever be aired, however, that is 30 minutes longer than every other episode of “Storytellers”.

Executive producer Bill Flanagan politely told Reuters, “Some of West’s choicer comments ended up on the cutting room floor, but there’s no political conspiracy afoot.” “A lot of the stories that Kanye told went long, I tried to get to the essence of his comments.”

And what about Kanye’s comments? One was that the public should give Chris Brown “a break,” “Can’t we give Chris a break? … I know I make mistakes in life.” On the other side of the coin, it seems West has a problem with Radiohead’s Tom Yorke, claiming Yorke Snubbed him.

Apparently, it was at the Grammys West felt like Yorke did not pay him enough respect. So what was West’s payback? “When he [Yorke] performed at the Grammys, I sat the f— down,” West said.

It was a real crowd pleaser when West exclaimed, “Michael Jackson, amazing. Michael Phelps, amazing … He’s a real f—in’ person; he makes mistakes.” In reference to Phelps pot smoking picture.

More comments from West praised infamous OJ Simpson, “O.J. Simpson, amazing. Is he not? What he did, when he did, what he did. Was he not amazing though?”

West did perform some music like “Touch the Sky” and “Stronger,” and new tracks from “808s and Heartbreak,” including “Amazing” and “See You In My Nightmares.”

by 24-Hours of Propaganda
on February 26, 2009

Michael Jordan, Yvette Prieto Buy House Together; A-Rod and Madonna are New Neighbors; Valentines In NYC

Now I Want To Be Like Mike For All New Reasons

Michael Jordan and his latest and hottest girlfriend, Cuban model Yvette Prieto, have purchased a house in the Highlands at Kendall gated community near Miami, where Prieto has interest in three business ventures, according to Page 2 Live.

Jordan was divorced from his wife of 17 years in 2006.

A Lot of “sista’s” took to calling Air Jordan “Swirly Bird” when they mistakenly identified Yvette Prieto as “white”. When they found out she was Cuban all was forgiven.

Jordan bought two plots at the Bears Club in 2008 for a total cost of $4.8million, but apparently has no plans to build anytime soon. The house that Jordan and Prieto bought together is small and modest in comparison to Jordan’s 25,000 square foot Illinois mansion, in the 5,500 square foot range and selling for a total of $477,000, of which $196,000 is being financed by Suntrust Mortgage.

Little is known about Prieto other than she was previously the girlfriend of Julio Iglesias Jr.

 

Who would have thought Alex Rodriguez would have been all alone on Valentines? Well, he could always track down Candice Houlihan…

In New York City, after months of apartment hunting, Alex Rodriguez has settled on an apartment at 15 Central Park West, selling the apartment he has had at The Trump Tower since joining the Yankees in 2004.

 

Am I the only one to whom Madonna getting together with a younger guy named Jesus seems somewhat more sacrilegious than usual, even for Madonna?

While this will put him within two blocks of Madonna’s residence, Madonna has been parading about New York during fashion week with her latest young hottie, a male model named Jesus, and while some close to the Material Girl assert that Jesus is a publicity stunt, the rumors about A-Rod and Madonna have died down recently.

 

The current line for Romo to not exit 2009 as the Dallas Cowboy starting quarterback or Jessica Simpson’s boyfriend is   7:1

Serendipity 3 in New York was the host of two high-profile reality-TV stars/athlete couples, with Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo in attendance on Valentines Day where they shared a frozen hot chocolate. The next night Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush had a low-profile dinner, trying to avoid the attention of cameras that they mistakenly thought were in Serendipity 3 for them.

 

How long do you think Jerry Jones will be happy with a short scrub quarterback who can’t get his team to the next level? My guess–Tony goes before Terrell Owens.

Simpson has come under media scrutiny recently over reports that she has gained weight, and the relationship with Tony Romo is always under intense fire from some quarters who believe that Romo’s on-field performances are inhibited by distractions with his bombshell girlfriend. Depending on off-season moves by the Dallas Cowboys, Romo could be in a fight to save his career going into Training Camp.

 

“I hope you have a college education. I’m not paying your way the rest of your life.”

Looking ahead to next football season, Reggie Bush will have to put-up-or-go-home as the New Orleans Saints have released longtime and well-loved running back Deuce McAlister in a salary-cap move as the team faces the prospect of not being able to carry both high-paid running backs.

Truth be told, high socks don’t actually make you faster.

Hopefully for Bush he will finally produce for the Saints what he was brought in to accomplish when he came out of college as one of the most highly anticipated rookie running backs in recent memory. As many analysts expected, his high-speed, high-flying, flashy style has been hampered by the much more physical and brutal pro game as he has been slowed by injuries in each of his first pro seasons.

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