CNN POLL: In A DO-OVER MITT ROMNEY Wins By A LANDSLIDE

When it comes to the 2012 presidential election, a majority of Americans say that they are so bummed they voted for President Obama, that if they could do it all over again, they overwhelmingly would have voted for Mitt Romney..

That’s just one finding in a brutal CNN poll, released Sunday.

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The poll which shows Romney topping Obama in a re-election rematch by a whopping nine-point margin, 53 percent to 44 percent. Continue reading

Glenn Beck: Romney Never Thanked Me For Priceless Gift

The Blaze radio host Glenn Beck revealed he “deeply regrets” giving Mitt Romney a rare, first-edition copy of President George Washington‘s farewell address, because he never received a thank you.

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Watch the clip below via The Blaze.

“I was trying to cement in his mind, ‘You have run an honorable race,’” Beck said said, explaining the rationale behind the gift. “‘I don’t agree with you on everything. But please understand the time that we’re in, and if you win, you have to be George Washington.’”

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MITT ROMNEY FAMILY ADOPT BLACK CHILD, NAME HIM, ”BLACK”

World meet Kieran Romney! The newly adopted grandson of former presidential candidate, Mitt Romney!

Romney tweeted a picture of Andelynne Romney, the wife of his son Ben Romney, holding the adopted dark-skinned boy they named, “Kieran,” which comes from the Gaelic name which translates into “Black!” Yes, The Romneys adopted a black boy and named him, essentially, “Black.”

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Man Gets ‘NETFLIX Tattoo’ And Scores ONE YEAR Free Service

The following ‘moron of the day’ got this huge tattoo that reads “Netflix,” just so he could save on 1 YEAR Netflix service! What a dumb ass! A tattoo is forever, but your free Netflix will end in one year? Stupid people! What would you do for a Klondike bar?

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I rank this right up there with Romney face tattoo guy and Monster Energy Drink forehead guy! Helpful tip, never try and get rewarded for getting dumb things permanently printed on your body.

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300 Pound Romney Sign Finds Home After Being Listed On Craigslist

I know what you’re thinking, who in their right mind would want a 300 pound steel slab emblazoned with Mitt Romney’s “believe in America” motto? Well first of all, steel is worth $.50 a pound at your local recycling center so that’s $150 to you and me… But apparently, one guy in Iowa went through all the trouble of picking up the beast of a sign and not because he wanted to make bank on the recycling but because he wanted to display it at his home! I guess he collects political junk like this.

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Mitt Romney Gets A Job! At The MARRIOTT!

Truth be told, Mitt Romney let a little moss grow under his feet before rejoining the workforce, but all that’s about to change, in a very boring way.

The good folks at Marriott announced Monday that the former GOP presidential candidate will rejoin their Board of Directors in a position that he held prior to his presidential run.

“It is an honor to once again be able to serve in the company of leaders like Bill Marriott and Arne Sorenson and to support the work of the tens of thousands of Marriott associates who make Marriott International the renowned success that it is,” Romney wrote in a statement distributed by Marriott.

I have to say, I’m not so sure this is a good move for Romney, I was taught by wise people in my life to always try and avoid going backward. With all his money and newly acquired fame, he could have done something interesting and fun! Why go back and sit on a board? It’s in the name! BORING!

Mitt Romney Retail Therapy Buys Luxury Audi Q7

We all know that Mitt Romney lost the election and by now you’d figure he might be drowning his sorrows in retail therapy, you know, that’s when you experience a loss and then you go and start buying a bunch of crap to try to make yourself feel better…

Well “as rich as the day is long” Romney certainly didn’t buy just any crap to soothe his wounds, he bought a super hot Audi Q7 which is basically the Rolls-Royce of SUVs…

Romney was spotted getting into an Audi Q7 after hitting the gym in San Diego earlier this week. It’s no Air Force One but it’ll do…

DOLLAR MENU MITT! Romney Spotted At McDonald’s BEFORE Obama Lunch Date

Apparently Mitt Romney is either a very hungry person or he simply didn’t trust whatever they were going to feed him at the White House because as this picture shows, Romney dined at McDonald’s shortly before meeting the president for lunch!

We don’t know exactly what Romney ordered, but we know one of the item was a McFlurry milkshake. I think it’s safe to say Mitt didn’t have to order off the dollar menu.

Mitt Romney Finally Makes It To The White House! For Lunch…

I find this simply fascinating and even a little heartwarming… Pres. Obama and Mitt Romney are meeting for lunch at the White House next week!

“On Thursday, Governor Romney will have a private lunch at the White House with President Obama in the Private Dining Room,” Jay Carney wrote. “It will be the first opportunity they have had to visit since the election. There will be no press coverage of the meeting.”

During Obama’s acceptance speech after winning the election he mentioned Romney as being someone he would like have a sit down, saying he was planning, “to sitting down with Governor Romney to talk about where we can work together to move this country forward.”

“There are certain aspects of Governor Romney’s record and his ideas that I think could be very helpful,” said Obama, specifically citing Romney’s leadership of the 2002 Salt Lake City Olympic Games.

Meeting with your opponent after you hand them a healthy beating seems to be the norm in Washington, in 2008 Obama met with Sen. John McCain after handily defeating him in the 2008 presidential election.

Regular Guy Romney Snapped Pumping His Own Gas

First it was an evening showing of Twilight with his blushing bride, Ann, and now we see regular guy, Mitt Romney, pumping his own gas! With all his money, shouldn’t he hire someone to do that?

This picture is making the rounds on social media today after Romney was spotted doing something rather mundane, fueling the tank of his vehicle in La Jolla, California. “Mitt Romney at my local gas station.. he looks tired and washed up,” the tagline reads.