Prince George AIR SWIMS In Effort To Get Back To Mama Kate

Air swiming! A brand new sport invented by, none-other-than, Prince George!

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“Mummy, come back!” When Kate Middleton handed Prince George to Prince William today, the younger prince took it as an opportunity to show us just how wiggly he is.

Perhaps George thought he could flap his way back to his mother, as Kate turned her attention away from him momentarily to greet the VIPs who came to Sydney Airport to meet them.

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ROYAL BIRTH Dubbed ”Asylum Tragedy” IN NEWSROOM FAIL

IT is one of those embarrassing moments, when you realize you’ve put up the wrong slide.. A news producer realized his mistake too late after pushing the wrong button and displaying the image of newborn parents, Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge exiting London’s St Mary’s hospital with the caption “Asylum Tragedy”.584212-nine-caption-blunder Continue reading

STUCK: Kate Middleton Gets High Heel Caught In Street Grid

Kate Middleton and her baby bump were not the ones getting all the attention today! AND I bet you think I misspelled “great” right? Soon it will all make sense, rest assured that soon you’ll know what I’m talking about…

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The Duchess of Cambridge’s baby bump WAS visible as she and Prince William met soldiers for the anual St Patrick’s Day parade, but as she tried to move she realised her high heel was stuck in the street grate! Prince William held Kate as she bent to pull it free! Stuff happens!…

PHOTOS: Kate Middleton Baby Bump!

Oh no they didn’t! Yes they did! Kate Middleton‘s bikini baby bump to soon be published in Italian magazine Chi!

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St James’s Palace says it is “disappointed” new pictures of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge on holiday are to be printed abroad.

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A spokesman for the palace said the pictures were taken “from a distance” as she enjoyed a private holiday with her husband, Prince William, on the Caribbean island of Mustique.

“This is a clear breach of the couple’s right to privacy,” the spokesman said.

Last year, Chi, which is read by 3.6m people every week, published a series of photographs of the Duchess sunbathing topless on holiday in France.

The magazine, which followed the French version of Closer in publishing the pictures, defended the move, describing Kate as a “Greek goddess”.

Its editor, Alfonso Signorini, said at the time: “I really don’t see what all the fuss is about.”
The Duke and Duchess were later granted an injunction by a French court, preventing Closer from printing more photographs of the couple at the private villa in Provence, France.

The magazine was ordered to hand over all copies of the pictures within 24 hours and banned from selling them on to publications in countries where they had not already been published.

The tiny island of Mustique has 100 luxury villas, some of which cost $40,000 (£25,500) a week to hire.

It is described as a “sanctuary” where visitors can enjoy a “relaxed yet elegant lifestyle free from the stresses of the outside world”. ohnotheydidnt

Tradition BENDER! Prince William To Spend Christmas With Commoner INLAWS

Usually it wouldn’t be big news if a guy decided to spend Christmas with his wife’s folks instead of his own family, but in the case of Prince William and his commoner wife, Kate Middleton, it’s the biggest deal ever!

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The Prince is setting tradition on its ear by deciding to spend Christmas with Kate’s folks in her hometown of Buckley.

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In a major break from tradition, which was cleared after consultation with Queen Elizabeth, she and husband William will visit her hometown, Bucklebury to celebrate the holiday “privately with the Middleton family,” according to the Palace.

I’ve always wondered, does that saying go “home for the holidays?” or “home for the hostilities?”

Prince Harry Photographed Nude In Las Vegas

Prince Harry put the crown jewels on display in Vegas this weekend … getting BARE ASS NAKED during a game of strip billiards with a room full of friends in his VIP suite.
It all went down Friday night during a raging party in a high rollers hotel suite.

We’re told Harry, along with a large entourage, went down to the hotel bar and met a bunch of hot chicks … and invited them up to his VIP suite.

Once in the room, things got WILD … with the group playing a game of strip pool that quickly escalated into full-on royal nudity.

Some of the partiers snapped photos of the madness. In one photo, a fully nude Harry cups his genitals while a seemingly topless woman stands behind him.

In another photo, a naked Harry is bear-hugging a woman who appears to be completely naked as well.

No word on who the women are … or if they got Harry’s phone number.

A rep for the Royal Family tells us, “We have no comment to make on the photos at this time.”