GAGA FREAKOUT AT YOUTUBE AWARDS… Barefoot, out of tune, crying… viewers click away

Lady Gaga was the reason about 40,000 people tuned-out of the very first Youtube Music Awards show after the ‘Poker Face’ singer delivered a performance worthy of a mentally disturbed amature.

The show that was awarding trophies based on over 60 million votes – garnered only 215,000 viewers, 40,000 who promptly left after Gaga wept while singing completely out-of-tune – which is funny considering Youtube’s relationship with Autotune..

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Proof that Lady Gaga is NOT a Hermaphrodite

Various celeb blog sites have reported that Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite. Is it true? They believe a particular video of her performance gives it away. We watched it and it actually doesn’t give anything away. Lady Gaga is simply adjusting her outfit. Celeb gossip sites also claim they found this supposed blog that Lady Gaga wrote herself, coming out and telling her fans that she is in fact a hermaphrodite:

“Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big f***ing deal.
– L8d Gaga <3>”

This does sound like something LG would say, but is she serious? Is this a real blog from LG? I have seen her front row, live in concert, and have NEVER seen a ‘bump’ down there. She is flawless in a leotard! Smooth like a banana!

I just had to call up my friend who is close to her and has worked with her multiple times. I am going to refer to my source as ‘Bobby’. Here’s the conversation:

L: “Hey Batch!”

B: “Hey Batch, miss you how are you?”

L: “I’m great, got a question for you…is Lady Gaga (Stefani) a hermaphrodite?”

B: “What!”

L: “The blog sites are saying that she is- and even saying that she wrote about it herself-I know you’d know out of anyone because you worked so close with her.”

B: “Uh-NO! Nothin’ is there. No ‘halfies’ or anything…she’s probably just having fun with the media. There’s nothin’ ‘extra’ down there honey. [My source went on to explain more personal encounters with LG that definitely proved this is a false rumor. I agreed to not repeat-sorry!]”

So the verdict is FALSE!

Lady Gaga On Cover Of Style Magazine

Lady GaGa is more and more in the spotlight, and is now on the cover of Style magazine February 2009 issue! Paris Hilton is eating her nails right now. Inside the magazine there’s an article about Gaga being seen (by a friend, I think) as “the next Madonna.” I got IT! Every blonde, more or less famous, wants to be compared with Modonna or Marilyn Monroe – but what about a bit of originality and building some identity, to create your own name and fame.

It’s obviously a great compliment for GaGa to be compared with Madonna. Here’s what Lady GaGa said about it: “I think what Madonna and I share is that we’re both fearless, we both have a lot of nerve.” Here is something I did not know, Lady GaGa by real name is Stefani Joanne Germanotta, has written songs for Britney Spears and The Pussycat Dolls.

She had to have thought….hmmm..if I name myself Gaga…sounds a little like GAG. Either you go gaga for her or you gag. Guess that’s everything in life!

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