R. Kelly Legal Team Bombshell ‘He Can’t Read’

CHICAGO, IL. (THECOUNT) — According to legal documents, R. Kelly “suffers from a learning disability that adversely affects his ability to comprehend,” adding, “in essence, he cannot read.”

The embattled crooner’s legal team told a judge why they believe he unlawfully lost his recent sexual abuse civil case, he couldn’t read the documents thus prepare.

Zaid Abdallah and Raed Shalabi, Kelly’s attorneys, filed legal docs claiming the singer was served in the civil case claiming he abused 16-year-old Heather Williams. Kelly was in Cook County Jail at the time for failing to pay child support and should not have been served there.

Kelly’s team claims, he had no idea what the legal papers were all about, so he didn’t take the appropriate steps after being served to defend himself.

The new legal docs also blast the fact Kelly was served while incarcerated, claiming Williams’ lawyers could have easily served Kelly’s criminal lawyer or delivered the docs to Trump Towers where he lives. Williams’ lawyer has said security at his residence made that impossible, but Kelly’s attorney calls BS on that, reports TMZ.

Williams won a default judgment against Kelly when he failed to appear for a hearing in the case.

Kelly’s legal team is asking the court to vacate the decision so he can properly mount his defense this time around. No word on if that include learning how to read.


Chuck E. Cheese’s Accused “Recycling” Uneaten Pizza Slices Then Sold To Unsuspecting Customers

IRVING, TX. (THECOUNT) — A newly released video claims Chuck E. Cheese’s is participating in a sort of “pizza slice recycling” program, a charge that the restaurant is now denying.

A YouTube video series by Shane Dawson, alleges that the popular kids themed eatery “recycles pizza slices that go uneaten by customers,” resulting in reconstructed pies that don’t quite align.

In the video, Dawson alleges that slices and slice lines do not line up, with pepperonis along slice lines not having a match on an adjoining slice, and so on.

Dawson claims this is because employees bring uneaten pizza back into the kitchen, combine it with other pizzas, and use extra cheese as a way to blend it all together.

A spokesperson for Chuck E. Cheese’s tells The Verge that Dawson’s claims are untrue:

The claims made in this video about Chuck E. Cheese’s and our pizza are unequivocally false. No conspiracies here — our pizzas are made to order and we prepare our dough fresh in restaurant, which means that they’re not always perfectly uniform in shape, but always delicious. source

Dawson’s claims could not be independently confirmed.


Are These Leaked Photos Of Elon Musk New $600 Flamethrower?

Is this a picture of a flamethrower Elon Musk jokingly promised months ago on Twitter?

Musk’s, The Boring Company, may have made good on the what was perceived as a joke of a low cost state-of-the-art flamethrower that “kids love.”

The follow is via our friends at inverse.

Last December, Musk tweeted on Twitter that if he sold 50,000 hats for his tunneling venture known as The Boring Company, he’d sell an official company flamethrower. Elon Musk makes a lot of jokes on Twitter, though, like that time he said he was interested in buying the whole site. He also enjoys making dad jokes. He’s a regular internet prankster. Continue reading

Is Philip Morris Really Making Marlboro M Brand Cannabis Cigarettes?

A recent story appearing on the internets claimed Philip Morris was in the process of introducing “Marlboro M,” a brand of marijuana cigarettes. But is the company known for tobacco products really entering the popular pot business? Not so fast skippy.

The stunning announcement came via an article touting Philip Morris’ entry into states where marijuana has been legalized. According to the story, the world’s biggest cigarette producer was now manufacturing a marijuana brand of cigarettes. But before you go to your local minimart for a quick high, read on.

Marlboro M Marijuana real cannabis

Those big news was posted in an article published in March by the web site Abril Uno, who stated that tobacco giant Philip Morris had announced the company would be entering the marijuana cigarette market with a brand called “Marlboro M. Continue reading

Sandy Hook Mom Scarlett Lewis Book Met With Extreme Hate On Amazon

Scarlett Lewis, mother of Jesse Lewis, the first grader purportedly killed along with 25 others after a shooting rampage at Sandy Hook Elementary, has written a book about her experience.

The book, titled, “Nurturing Healing Love: A Mother’s Journey of Hope and Forgiveness,” is receiving a titlewave of one star reviews on Amazon from those who are convinced that the mass murder was in reality, a hoax.

Sandy Hook Mom Scarlett Lewis book Amazon

In the bad reviews, a Youtube video is cited often to bolster the naysayers’ strong opinions, that video is titled Continue reading

Was Actor Who Plays Jake from State Farm Murdered By His Wife?

No, the actor who plays “Jake from State Farm” in the popular series of insurance company television commercials was not murdered by his wife. Matter of fact, he’s very much alive.

Articles about Jake from State Farm‘s demise that started cropping up on the internet a few days ago have since proven false. The actor was not found dead after being murdered by his wife for cheating.

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It is being reported that ‘Jake From State Farm’ was reportedly found dead in his apartment bedroom Saturday night. Continue reading

Hoax Prompts Users To Charge iPhone In Microwave Oven

A hoax advertisement appearing on the internet told users of Apple‘s newly released iOS 8 that they could now quickly charge their iPhone using a household microwave oven.

The prank ad posted online said, “Microwaves can be used to quickly charge your device’s battery using any standard household microwave.”


The ad had the look and feel of other Apple ads, and that was enough for several gullible people to fall for it and fry their phones. Some posting the results on Twitter. Continue reading

Dr Phil Scores First Interview With TE’o Mastermind Ronaiah

I guess the days of Barbara Walters getting all the huge scoop interviews are over! Because it’s just been announced that Dr. Phil will be the first to interview the mastermind behind the Te’o faux girlfriend hoax.

Manti Teo

Dr. Phil just scored HUGE — TMZ has learned, he’s landed the first on-camera interview with the alleged mastermind behind the Manti Te’o girlfriend hoax … Ronaiah Tuiasosopo.

Sources tell us, Phil and Ronaiah sat together for several hours yesterday in L.A., where they discussed Manti’s interview with Katie Couric … after watching the entire interview together.

According to sources, Phil’s interview with Ronaiah is “emotional and deep.” It’s expected to air some time next week.

Ronaiah has yet to address the public about his alleged involvement in the Manti hoax — even though Manti has already said Ronaiah privately confessed to concocting the whole thing.

TMZ broke the story … Ronaiah had intense feelings for Manti — feelings he channeled through the female persona of “Lennay Kekua” … Manti’s fake girlfriend.

Interesting … two female oriented daytime talk shows have snagged the key interviews in a football scandal. tmz