Brooke Hogan Comes To Hulk’s Defense With A POEM

On the heels of racist accusations, Hulk Hogan‘s daughter, Brooke Hogan released a poem in her father’s defense.

While some agree the poem is “touching,” others are calling it plain “childish.” Well, her friends do call her “Brooke Baby.”


“If you knew the dad I knew, you’d know his tender heart. He’d never want to hurt his fans, or family from the start. If you knew my father, you would know how hard he fought … and the way it brought a smile to people light, medium and dark.”

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CAN OF WORMS? Hulk Hogan Contacts FBI Over Sex Tape

You would think brazen Hulk Hogan would be smart enough to leave well enough alone, but no… TMZ is reporting that the Hulkster contacted the FBI in an effort to incriminate himself call a meeting and get to the bottom of his sex tape’s release.

So it might be fun to imagine how this meeting between the FBI and HULK might go down. Does Hogan explain to the FBI – what the hell he was doing there in the first place? Were any drugs involved? Why was the Hulk banging that dude’s wifey? Is that his real dong? Note to Hulk, maybe not such a good idea to contact the FBI on this one…

I strongly advise Hogan to reassess the real value of pursuing this sensitive matter with the keystone government cops. What does he expect to have happen? They bust his former porn buddy? The same guy who used to let him ball his own wife???

TMZ: Hulk Hogan is taking his sex tape fight to the big dogs — contacting the FBI this week to help him track down the low-life who leaked his naked fun time footage to the media … TMZ has learned.

Hulk’s attorney tells TMZ, the wrestler had previously attempted to file a police report in Florida — but local police couldn’t help him for two reasons:

1) Because the tape was recorded in 2006, the four-year statute of limitations had expired on the offense of unlawfully recording Hulk without his permission.

2) The other offense — distributing the illegal footage to the media — crosses state lines, so it’s a federal problem … not a local one.

As a result, Hulk’s lawyer says he has contacted the FBI to track down the sex tape leaker … and bring that person to justice.

We’re told Hulk plans to meet with FBI agents on Monday.

This type of situation happens for a reason and I think the reason is that Hogan stopped hanging out with his porno buddies, distancing himself from them publicly… Now his old buddies figure, F-it, what do we have to lose?

So Hulk Hogan Was A Gigolo?

So Gawker releases this video tape clearly showing Hulk Hogan having sex with an unidentified woman. Most of us internet adults have probally seen something like it in the past, maybe minus the huge bald head constantly in frame. What you do not see everyday is just how this all appeared to go down.

A man walks the Hulkster into a dimly lit room room, where a woman lays in wait, naked on the bed. The man then departs the pending love making session saying, “I’ll be in my office” Um okay… Then Hogan precedes to bone the woman down, that is after he receives a cell call which is playing his daughter’s music as the ringtone…

I guess I am trying to think of a senario where a man walks another man over to a naked woman and then leaves the room. So maybe hubby video tapes the indiscretion and then, you know, does something? Did the man pay Hogan to bonk his wifey? Or maybe worse, did the Hulk do it as a favor? I dunno, it is all so weirdness… Interested in what you think.

Hulk & Linda Hogan’s Divorce is Over

The long national nightmare is over, friends. The divorce of Hulk and Linda Hogan has been finalized. A settlement was reached today after months and months of fighting from both sides.

The specifics of the settlement weren’t revealed. But, hey, at least it’s over. The divorce proceedings were getting pretty nasty, with witnesses claiming Linda was doing drugs with alimony money. Yikes.

“The war is over,” Linda said after the hearing. You’ve got to wonder what she’s up to next. I’m guessing reality show but who knows?

Hulk Hogan Likes His Women Blond & Tan

Brooke Hogan was at Pure nightclub in Vegas celebrating her 21st birthday. Although Brooke was covered in orange spray tan and sporting her newest style in stripper shoes, it was her father Hulk Hogan, and his wannabe blond bombshell girlfriend that stole the show.

I guess this is what Brooke has to look up to, a 48-year mom shacking up with a 19-year old surfer dude, and a weave wearing old wrestler, trying to feel young by dating a fake boobed, fake blond haired lady. Happy Birthday Brooke!

Hulk Hogan Understands OJ Simpson

Hulk Hogan opened his mouth about Linda Hogan’s hot and wonderful young boyfriend. (cough cough).  Not only did he sound retarded, he now understands how hot young studs can cause you to kill your wife.

“I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat,” he told the magazine. “You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it.”


Yup…riding around Clearwater buying up all the clearasil in town is hard work-and maddening!!