The long national nightmare is over, friends. The divorce of Hulk and Linda Hogan has been finalized. A settlement was reached today after months and months of fighting from both sides.

The specifics of the settlement weren’t revealed. But, hey, at least it’s over. The divorce proceedings were getting pretty nasty, with witnesses claiming Linda was doing drugs with alimony money. Yikes.


“The war is over,” Linda said after the hearing. You’ve got to wonder what she’s up to next. I’m guessing reality show but who knows?