Florida Man DEMANDS: Let Me Marry My Computer!

Chris Sevier, a man from Florida, believes he should be allowed to wed hisĀ Apple Macbook computer, seriously.

Sevier cites legal precedents around the world – including a case where a woman married a dolphin and a Chinese man wed a cardboard cutout of himself.


Sevier argues that if gays should be allowed to marry, then so should other sexual minorities, like his love affair with his computer.

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